It's Friday! Have you hugged a kangaroo today? No? Well, let's have some news:

The Canadian company trying to put a gargantuan propane terminal at the Port of Portland was in secret negotiations with port officials, even as Portlanders railed against the project, to try and weasel out of paying a $6.4 million annual carbon tax. Hmmmm.

In other unsurprising news: Clintons gonna Clinton.

Mark your calendar: You can ogle the Heisman Trophy when it makes a stop in Portland in two weeks.

That picture up above? I shouldn't have to sell this story any further than by posting that related photo, but I guarantee the rest of the photos are just as good and WOMBAT.

Don't read this story while you're eating breakfast, okay? Or, do what you want, but don't say I didn't warn you. It's about mass produced poultry and bird flu.

Plains All American Pipeline Chief Executive Officer Greg Armstrong says he "deeply, deeply regrets" the 100,000-plus gallons of oil that's leaked from a ruptured pipeline off the California coast. So sorry, ecosystem!

All six of the cops charged in the April death of Freddie Grey have been indicted by state attorney Marilyn Mosby.

The main suspect in a twisted Washington DC quadruple homicide, who investigators found thanks to DNA he left on a pizza crust he ate during the murders, has been caught.

Here's a live walrus cam, you guys! Stinky!