In an update on Saturday's small plane crash in rural Washington, Autumn Veatch, the 16-year-old girl who survived it, is out of the hospital, and the plane's wreckage has been located.

"Of course Bill Cosby is guilty!" Cosby Show costar Joseph C. Phillips confirms what we already suspect.

Five people are "seriously injured" after an explosion at an aerospace plant in Newport, Washington.

JANET YELLEN UPDATE: Fed chief ~*Janet Yellen*~ touted transparency and a positive outlook for the US economy—and talked plans to raise interest rates—in her testimony to Congress today.

An anti-choice group of "citizen journalists" with shady ties (like Chuck Johnson shady) is trying to smear Planned Parenthood for... harvesting fetal parts? Okay, wow. SOMEONE needs a better hobby!

Meanwhile: GOP presidential hopefuls are responding to the harvesting news as if it is real, because does Ted Cruz really need facts behind him to yell about Planned Parenthood's sins? Probably not, right?

A solar-powered plane making its way around the world had to stop in Hawaii today after experiencing battery damage. Because I have no idea how this plane would even work without said battery damage, here's the AP: "The wings of Solar Impulse 2, which stretch wider than those of a Boeing 747, are equipped with 17,000 solar cells that power propellers and charge batteries. The plane ran on stored energy at night."

Yes, yes, the apocalypse via Cascadia Subduction Zone is coming. If you live in the Pacific Northwest, you've likely known this for years, but thanks for whipping the rest of America into a frenzy, the New Yorker. Way to catch up, east coast! Meanwhile, would any of you ACTUAL PACIFIC NORTHWEST DWELLERS be interested in protecting your home from earthquake damage? Me too! Let's petition FEMA!

Here is a real quote from a real news article about Portland's latest power-line tossing craze (stringing sex toys over power lines, in case five people haven't already told you this over Twitter): "Marc Farrar, a Comcast spokesman, said he's not aware of crews removing any of the toys from Portland power lines. Ryan Noll, a CenturyLink spokesman, declined comment." Real quote! Real quote! Good morning!

And here are Carrie Brownstein and Corin Tucker giving advice to teenagers.

Ask a Grown Woman: Carrie Brownstein and Corin Tucker from Rookie on Vimeo.