You may have heard we made you an entire fall arts guide: It's online here, but I also heartily endorse picking up the hard copy at your friendly neighborhood stack of Mercurys, to get a closer look at some of our delightful illustrations, among them Jenna Lechner's illustrated guide to Portland's lesser known museums (did you know that there's a museum of dental anomalies at OHSU? There is!) and a pretty grisly image illustrating one of comedian Brent Weinbach's most frightening jokes... especially if you're a Teddy Ruxpin doll, that is!

Plus the scoop on Wordstock's new makeover, how Portland writer Casey Fuller will be your new pen pal (really), the Oprahs of comedy podcasting, poet (and Lewis and Clark professor) Mary Szybist's take on Bill Clinton, an exhaustive list of reading series in a town that's chockablock with reading series, and PICA's Time-Based Art Festival, including our picks for optimum TBA success.

It's all here. Don't leave home without it!