Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I know I recently took to these pages to talk about how I think Thanksgiving is basically a trash holiday for garbage people, but as the day draws nearer, I find my heart softening. I mean, I still think turkey is the worst meat, and I still think sweet potatoes are something that pilgrims ate because they lived in fear of a malevolent god and wanted to punish themselves before he could—BUT, I'm into the idea of being grateful. So, presented here for your reading pleasure and angry half-dicked internet comments, are some things for which I am grateful.

TWITTER: I know Twitter is on its way out as a social media platform, but last night I saw Garry Shandling and Kristin Chenoweth talking about Drake on Twitter, and it felt more alive than ever. Garry Shandling and Kristin Chenoweth talking about Drake! Specifically, talking about "Hotline Bling." Before last night, if you put a gun to my head and said, "NAME TWO PEOPLE WHO DEFINITELY AREN'T TALKING ABOUT DRAKE RIGHT NOW" I would have absolutely screamed out "Garry Shandling and Kristin Chenoweth," and then you would have killed me.

I have so many questions. Did Shandling find out about Drake at the gym he boxes at? Have Drake and Chenoweth met before, and if so, does she call him Aubrey? Did Drake watch The Larry Sanders Show? Drake seems like he watched The Larry Sanders Show. Either way, a round of applesauce for Twitter.

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