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AS YOU KNOW, every week we immerse ourselves in a
steaming garbage stew called "gossip." And at the end of every year, we're forced to stick our hands deep in the pot to pull out the ickiest chunks to decide who will be awarded "The Absolute Worst Person or Thing in the World for 2015 Ever." Who or what shall it be? Let's look at our top (and very terrible) runners-up!


#10 50 SHADES OF GREY

For reasons unknown, this disgustingly awful flick from early 2015 brought out the worst in people! For example...


SUNDAY, MARCH 1 "A screening of 50 Shades of Grey ended in chaos when three women were arrested for attacking and stabbing a man," according to the Telegraph. "Witnesses claim the bust-up started after the victim asked the women to quiet down... [following the brawl] the staff were forced to wipe blood from the seats before the next screening." Sexy!


#9 JOHNNY DEPP

Depp has always been an annoying wanker... but this year? He really topped himself. To wit...


SATURDAY, MAY 16 The increasingly tiresome clown behind the endless Pirates of the Caribbean movies is currently in Australia filming that series' latest installment—and smuggled his two Yorkshire terriers, Boo and Pistol, past Australian quarantine! Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce said, "If we start letting movie stars [break laws], then why don't we just break the laws for everybody? It's time Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States." The winner in this scenario? The entire continent of Australia.


#8 KIM DAVIS

In a crowded field of bigots, hillbilly Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis really made a (bad) name for herself in 2015!


THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 After being jailed for refusing to do her job and grant gay couples marriage licenses—as ordered by the Supreme Court—county clerk Kim Davis is now saying the licenses currently being issued are void, because she didn't authorize them as an elected official. BUT! Turns out Davis wasn't exactly upfront with voters. "She ran on a Democratic ticket," said Kentucky resident David Ermold. In addition, Davis—that staunch supporter of traditional marriage—has been married four times.


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