GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Knock, knock, knockin' at my door. I can't take it, no more. No more, no more, no more baby—give me all or nothing at all. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

In case you missed in on Friday evening, the DEQ posted a map of the area near SE Powell and 22nd, where levels of cadmium may be of concern (and it covers a wider area than previously thought). Also there will be a community meeting tomorrow (Tuesday night) at Cleveland High School from 5 to 9 pm so interested people can ask the DEQ questions.

As ridiculous as it sounds, we're at Day 38 of the Malheur Reserve Standoff, and the one remaining occupier, David Fry, made a series of videos yesterday railing against the government (one subtly called, "Shove Your Charges Where the Sun Don't Shine") and those who destroyed a roadside shrine to Robert "LaVoy" Finicum.

An Oregon police officer was shot and killed on Friday night in Seaside, while serving an arrest warrant.

Well, here's a switch: A drunk Tigard man attacks his Uber driver and steals his car.

So apparently there was a Super Bowl game yesterday, and yet all anyone can talk about is Beyonce's halftime tribute to the Black Panthers. BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY THING WORTH TALKING ABOUT.

This year's election cycle is especially interesting because of two anti-establishment candidates, Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump—and both are picking up steam heading into the New Hampshire primary.

Meanwhile Hillary Clinton is in Flint, Michigan, where the embattled folks there are seeing her arrival as either a good thing for shining the spotlight on their water crisis, or a bad thing... because, you know, political theater.

Sexism is an ever growing concern in this campaign, with recent statements from feminists Gloria Steinem and Madeleine Albright both drawing fire from women who support Bernie Sanders.

And former President Bill Clinton launched a "stinging attack" on Bernie Sanders, labeling him as misinformed and sexist.

If you're interested in some of the many lies that were spoken at the GOP debate on Saturday, here they are—debunked.

President Obama is asking for $1.8 billion to fight the growing scourge of the Zika virus.

A Chicago cop—responsible for shooting and killing a teen and a grandmother—is suing the teen's estate for causing him emotional distress. You unfortunately read that correctly.

Now let's check out the WEATHER FORECAST: A glorious sunny, 64 degree day! (And tomorrow looks sweet, too.)

And finally, speaking of Queen Bey—the rightful ruler of this or any other universe—check out her new video, Formation... co-starring Blue Ivy! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!