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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Today in Bollywood Disco

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 12, 2010 at 4:42 PM

Blogtown Tipper Kip alerts us to the following dollop of Bollywood amazingness! I say we should take... oh, maybe 30 minutes... learn the entire dance and perform it in City Council next Wednesday!

Eternal thanks, Kip! Got a tip to share with your Blogtown friends and neighbors? Hit the Blogtown Tipper next to our logo!

Thursday, December 31, 2009

My New Year's Resolution...

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Dec 31, 2009 at 10:47 AM

... is to become strong enough to have a big black guy ride on my back, and to have bricks of gold surgically embedded inside my calves. But that's just me. What's your resolution?

Monday, December 28, 2009

What I Got for Christmas, and WHAT YOU DIDN'T

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 11:35 AM

Well, well, well... look what I got for Christmas, and WHAT YOU DIDN'T!!

Connect Four, bitches!!

Merlin, bitches!!

Simon, bitches!!

I got one of these, too. Sorry I called you "bitches." Bitches.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Levi Johnston's Butt

Posted by David Schmader on Mon, Nov 23, 2009 at 3:37 PM

Let the the admiration/judgment begin.

Thank you, WOW Report.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Well, That Was Close.

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 at 1:58 PM

Go, go, go, go, go, go, GO!!!

Monday, September 28, 2009

I Don't Care What You Say, I Like Megan Fox

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Sep 28, 2009 at 2:09 PM

In case you missed it, check out this skit from the season premiere of SNL featuring Megan in one of those super awkward live chat commercials. IT'S FUNNY, YA'LL! (And mercifully short.)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"It's a Trap!": Safety Tips from Admiral Ackbar

Posted by Admiral Ackbar on Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 9:43 AM

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Hi, Kids!
It's me, Admiral Ackbar from that Star Wars movie. You know, I'm pretty good at figuring out traps. And now, you can learn the "11 Traps" adults use in their constant efforts to molest you. Please watch the following video about "Stranger Danger" and see if you can guess which of the following skeezy adults are setting traps for gullible children such as yourself. (Hint: It's all of them.)

Wasn't that educational, kids? By the way, did you know we're shooting one of the new Star Wars movies in my windowless van across the street? Wanna be in it? C'mon! Let's go!

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Friday, September 18, 2009

It's Huey Lewis and the News Friday, Ya'll!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 3:15 PM

… And here's a guy who really knows how to celebrate Huey Lewis and the News Friday. (There is the slightest chance that the only reason he's doing this is because he lost a bet… but I don't care. I like him.) Have a great weekend, you guys!

Friday, September 4, 2009

Sexy Biscuits!

Posted by Will "the Intern" Radik on Fri, Sep 4, 2009 at 3:47 PM

Hey, ya'll. It's Sexy Biscuits Friday! Just watch this hot biscuit plow into that silky wall of chocolate!



What!? You don't like crunchy, phallic biscuits!? Well, NSFW Superman has something to say to you, then.



Big ups to my funny friend @jarvitron for showing me the Superman vid.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Which Do You Prefer: an A-Hole or a B-Hole?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 3:01 PM

Personally, I don't taste much difference between an A-hole and a B-hole… but then I'm funny like that. However, the people in this ad for Hardee's new Biscuit Holes have a lot of opinions… mmm… about holes.

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