
Since this week's news about the comic book industry has been even more depressing than usual (Marvel demands $17,000 from Ghost Rider creator! Comic Book Men vs. Comic Book Woman! Only five percent of the readers of the "New 52" were new readers! Walking Dead co-creator sues other Walking Dead co-creator!), about the only bright spot I've been able to focus on is this, from Bleeding Cool:
In May, IDW are to publish a Doctor Who/Star Trek: The Next Generation crossover series. Featuring the Doctor, Rory, Amy, Captain Picard, Worf, Data, Geordi LaForge, Deanna Troi, Will Riker and the rest....
Yes! And the cover art? Make it so!

But then Bobby Roberts had to go and RUIN IT.
Aside from a brief, predictable period in high school when he was replaced by Holden Caulfield, Peter Parker's been my favorite fictional character since I was old enough to know what a Spider-Man was. Which means, I think, that I should be really stoked about The Amazing Spider-Man, Sony's attempt to reboot the webslinger even though Sam Raimi's last spider-movie is only five years old. This time around, Sony's desperately trying to convince us that Amazing is the "untold story"—which mostly seems to hinge on the facts that this time, Peter's annoying parents are going to be involved somehow (UGGGHHH), and now he has mechanical webshooters that have little flashing lights on them. It's a whole new Spider-Man!
I'm legitimately curious about two things here, though: The casting, which seems fantastic across the board, and the humor, which was the biggest thing missing from Raimi's movies. One of Spidey's defining qualities is that he's a smartass, but Tobey Maguire was always too busy moping to crack a joke. Give me a funny Spider-Man any day, and if he just so happens to be in a movie with Denis Leary and Emma Stone? Hell, I might even look past his sparkly webshooters.
Sorry, can't help it: I'm just kicking into full-on fanboy mode for this thing, and I'm afraid there's no turning back, because fucking A, it's a Joss Whedon movie about the Avengers. So. Here's the extended version of yesterday's Super Bowl ad. I have now watched it an embarrassing number of times.

So this Watchmen prequel thing is happening, finally, because god knows prequels always turn out great, and it's only been rumored for about 50 years. (Okay, fine. Since 1986.) I really like the Times' story about all of this, mostly because of these two chunks, including the official response from Watchmen writer Alan Moore:
Mr. Moore, who has disassociated himself from DC Comics and the industry at large, called the new venture “completely shameless.”Speaking by telephone from his home in Northampton, England, Mr. Moore said, “I tend to take this latest development as a kind of eager confirmation that they are still apparently dependent on ideas that I had 25 years ago.”
And:
The novelist Jonathan Lethem admitted in a telephone interview to “an instinctive, protective scorn” of any effort to revisit Watchmen.“That story was absolutely consummate and an enunciation as complete as any artwork in any realm,” he said. “And it’s just inviting a disgrace, basically, to try to extend any aspect of it.”
Yet, Mr. Lethem added, the referential nature of the original Watchmen—which was inspired by earlier superhero characters and drew upon a grab bag of influences, including the Bible, the sonnets of Shelley and “The Threepenny Opera” to tell its story—begged for the graphic novel to be reinterpreted.
“In the greater scheme of things,” he said, “there’s an ecological law, almost, that it ought to be.”
They're both right. Of course there shouldn't be any more Watchmen stories, and of course it was inevitable there would be, whether Moore or Dave Gibbons or God Ozymandias wants them to exist or not.
Because I am the sort of person who has a favorite comics publisher logo (it's this one), I'll note that DC Comics' possible new logo—

—is significantly worse than their swooshy last one (which always reminded me of Dairy Queen), and certainly not as good as the ol' "BULLET COMING AT YOUR FACE."
And now you know how I feel about that. FYI, I am also available to discuss my deeply held beliefs regarding the various logos of Universal Pictures. I have absolutely no art, design, or art design experience whatsoever.
Via ComicsAlliance, via The Beat, via the motherfuckin' United States Patent and Trademark Office.
The French title probably should have been the American title too.
It's always interesting to see local bestseller lists, to get a sense of how the readers in our city actually spend their money (and local year-end best-of lists are pretty good too, right??). On Sunday, Floating World Comics' Jason Leivian released a list of the year's top sellers. He writes:
I’ve been looking forward to putting this 2011 bestseller list, mainly out of curiosity. It’s been a strange year for print and comics. The new Kindle has a miniature incinerator which seems a bit aggressive. Yet our sales were up from last year. The business is still growing. I’ve noticed that customers are buying less monthly comics, but trade and graphic novel sales remain strong. Sales are also great for deluxe hardcovers and expensive omnibus collections. People will invest in quality.
And the top three sellers by dollar amount:
1. INCAL CLASSIC COLLECTION HC (Humanoids)
2. HABIBI (Pantheon)
3. MADMAN ATOMICA HC (Image)
But the whole thing is worth a read, if you're interested in comics and/or independent bookselling
Steve's not-entirely-complimentary review of Steven Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin will be up later this afternoon—but in the meantime, the New York Times has a quick primer on the character, his creator, and the 5,000 comics he appeared in.
Considering how few people in America know/care about Tintin, I'm curious to see how Spielberg's film does this weekend. The closest analogy might be Green Lantern, actually: Both are big, flashy, basically CG movies with hopes of spawning a franchise, and both star a comic book hero 99 percent of the populace is utterly oblivious too (but, to be fair, those who do like him really, really like him). Hopefully things will turn out better for Spielberg than they did for Ryan Reynolds—and considering there's basically no way Tintin could be even half as terrible as Green Lantern was, I'm guessing that'll probably be the case. Or maybe all those moviegoing families on Xmas will decide to take the kids to see A Dangerous Method! It just goes to prove my hypothesis about the box office: HOLLYWOOD, AM I RIGHT! WHO KNOWS?
Over at Apple there's a new trailer for The Dark Knight Rises, AKA That Movie Where No One Can Understand a Goddamn Thing One of the Major Characters Says. In the trailer Bane blows up a football field (TAKE THAT FOOTBALL ENTHUSIASTS!) and Catwoman gets all up in Batman's face and is all, "SOCIAL COMMENTARY!"
I generally really enjoy Christoper Nolan's films—especially The Dark Knight—but I'm usually more impressed with his ability to dream up massive, surreal imagery and then score it with gut-rattling percussion than anything else; narratively, I almost always find things to be pretty lacking. I have no doubt The Dark Knight Rises will deliver plenty of badass, percussion-pounding moments, but seeing how muddy the narratives for Nolan's movies usually are, I'm also getting a Spider-Man 3 vibe from the 4,000 characters he's decided to cram into his final Bat-movie.

Things from Another World, 4311 NE Sandy
tonight, 7-10 pm, free

We've interviewed Portland comics writer Paul Tobin before—right around the time of the most recent Stumptown Comics Fest, in fact, to mark the release of Gingerbread Girl, the well-received book he created with his wife, artist Colleen Coover. But that was back before comics news/gossip site Bleeding Cool declared Tobin to be "the most widely read superhero writer today." According to Bleeding Cool,
He writes the Marvel Adventures books for Marvel, their number-one subscription titles, that get republished all across Europe and South America on newsstands.He wrote one of the Golden Grahams Justice League comics with a 3.5 million print run.
He writes stacks of Marvel custom comics sold with toys, and for commercial promotions that have million-string print runs, such as for recent Taco Bell promotions.
Now that Tobin, who's also written books like Spider-Girl, Black Widow, and Super Hero Squad, is—officially, indisputably—the most powerful man in all of comics, we figured it was time to check back in on him. If, that is, he hadn't become so famous that he couldn't be bothered to respond to my emails. But he totally responded to my emails in a very timely manner, so here's the interview.
MERCURY: Comics site Bleeding Cool recently suggested you might be "the most widely read superhero writer today." Do you think they're right?
PAUL TOBIN: Egotistically, OF COURSE I think they're right. Between having comics in Taco Bell (big distribution!) and in General Mills cereal boxes (BOOM! and THAT'S a few million copies) I write the Marvel Adventures Spider-Man comics, which is the number-one subscriber comic, and which goes out all over the world. Now... reasonably, I'd have to admit guys like Brian Bendis are easily more widely read. Brian, I believe, writes 67 comics per month.
Related: Have you let all this power go to your head? Are you a total asshole now?
I'm a little bit thrown by this question. I mean, I kind of already was a total asshole, so nothing much has changed. Now, I'm just an asshole in cleaner pants.
I'm late on this—the news broke this morning—but key Batman creator Jerry Robinson died yesterday. Via the LA Times:
Jerry Robinson, a pioneer in the early days of Batman comics and a key force in the creation of Robin the Boy Wonder; the Joker; Bruce Wayne’s butler, Alfred; and Two-Face, died Wednesday afternoon in New York City. He was 89.
Like entirely too many comics creators, Robinson never got the credit he deserved. Blockquote again:
Working with [Bob] Kane—who was a decade older—opened up new frontiers for the gifted young artist, but Kane took the credit when Batman became a sensation. It was Robinson, who started working on Batman in 1939 with Kane and Bill Finger, who came up with the name “Robin” for Batman’s sidekick, and he was the creator or key contributor to the first and formative appearances of enduring characters such as the Joker, Two-Face and Alfred, Bruce Wayne’s butler. As comics historians now credit writer Bill Finger with co-creating the Caped Crusader, they also acknowledge that the polished, high-verve style of Robinson is clearly evident in many issues that do not bear his name.
Batman wouldn't be Batman without the Joker—a hero is only as good as their villain, and the Joker's one of the best bad guys in comics. Despite Robinson's other comics contributions—some of them, believe it or not, not bat-related—it'll be the Joker that sticks around the longest, in comic after comic, and movie reboot after movie reboot.
Today in "THIS BOOK IS HUGE": DC Comics' The New 52 Omnibus, a hardcover that collects all 52 first issues of DC's line-wide reboot. Mercury Arts Editor Alison Hallett dropped this monstrosity my desk yesterday, splintering my desk in half, sending a THUDD throughout the entire office, and rupturing space-time as we knew it.
This thing seems both ridiculously complete (considering how mediocre many of the "New 52" books were, I can't imagine anyone feeling the need to own the first issue of every single one) and ridiculously incomplete (since these are all just the first issues—the starts of stories—none of these issues really stand on their own). That's not to say there aren't good, even great stories in here—Grant Morrison and Rags Morales' Action Comics, Scott Snyder and Yanick Paquette's Swamp Thing, and Jeff Lemire and Travel Foreman's Animal Man were all smart, great, and fun—but you're also getting stuff like Catwoman, Voodoo, and Red Hood and the Outlaws, so as the collection as a whole goes, it's pretty uneven. It's safe to say your mileage, from issue to issue, will vary pretty widely.
Then again, it weighs like 10 pounds, it's like three inches thick (over 1200 pages), and it could easily be used to maim, or even kill, a small child. So that's something. It goes on sale on December 13 for $150.

As seen in My, What a Busy Week!...
NERD PARTY—Conflict-of-interest alert! Mercury Editors Alison Hallett and Erik Henriksen put together a monthly night (well, semimonthly. Slackers.) combining two excellent local pastimes: comics and drinking in a basement. It's really fun! Tonight's Comics Underground hosts Dylan Meconis, Mike Russell, and other awesome comics creators. SARAH MIRK
Jack London Bar at the Rialto, 529 SW 4th, 8 pm, FREE, 21+
Why, that's very nice of you, Sarah. Thanks! And now, just because I can, I'm going to reiterate that tonight's Comics Underground is going to be fucking awesome. In addition to Dylan Meconis and Mike Russell, we've also got Ryan Alexander-Tanner, who'll be presenting some truly outstanding comics made by small children (a surprising number of which contain sex, violence, and Captain Picard), as well as Ron Chan and Sean Kelley, who'll be showing off some of the hilarious strips from their webcomic Roy's Boys. It's gonna be a lot of fun, and every single one of you should come. More info, should you require it, is here.
Over the weekend, sci-fi author David Brin responded to comics artist Frank Miller's dumb rant against Occupy Wall Street. Brin tears Miller apart by proving that one of his best-loved comics, 300, is founded on lies and a willfully ignorant reading of history. It's titled "Move over, Frank Miller: or why the Occupy Wall Street kids are better than #$%! Spartans," and you should read the whole thing—Brin schools Miller's 300 on just about every single point, before it builds to its dramatic conclusion:
“300″ idolizes the same arrogant contempt for citizenship that eventually ruined classical Greece and Republican Rome, and that might bring the same fate to America.

Portland- and Atlanta-based publisher Top Shelf's offered a few digital comics in the past, but with their new iOS app powered by Comixology (a company that, considering it also run the apps for Marvel and DC, is quickly becoming a sort of digital Diamond), they're finally offering a robust chunk of their comics digitally.
As with most digital comics, the prices seem way too high to me—if I'm dropping $15 on From Hell or Essex County, then I'm gonna track down a decent used hard copy—but there are a few solid deals, like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Century: 1910 for $2 (and Century: 1969 for $5) and Gingerbread Girl, by Portlanders Paul Tobin and Colleen Coover, for $9.
The app for iDevices is here, and Top Shelf also notes they're going to get you everywhere else, too, with selected books "now available through Comixology, Graphicly, Comics+ by iVerse, Apple iBooks, and Google Books. More titles will continue to roll out on every platform in the days to come, including the Nook and Kindle Fire devices, as well as the Diamond Digital program which partners with comic shops."
So who else are we waiting on to go digital? At this point, the only big comics publisher I'm wishing had more of a digital presence is another local one, Oni Press, which has some offerings on Comixology, but nothing current. I'd guess, though, that within a year or so, we'll see just about everyone offering their comics digitally at the same time they're available in comic shops.

• Boilerplate—the mechanical marvel created by Portlanders Paul Guinan and Anina Bennett—has snagged a couple of screenwriters to tell his illustrious story on film. J.J. Abrams' Bad Robot production company picked up Boilerplate's film rights a while ago, and now Deadline's reporting that JD Payne and Patrick McKay will work on the script. (After they're done crafting Goliath, that is, "the Old Testament tale that Relativity Media is developing, with speculation that Dwayne Johnson and Taylor Lautner could play the two main characters." Holy shit. That sentence exists.)
• In a long, long-awaited move, Marvel's going to offer digital editions of all of their comics day-and-date with physical copies. "Once Marvel's turnover goes final, it will mean that every 'major' comic will be available digitally just as soon as they're available at local comics shops," says Gizmodo. "That's a huge paradigm shift, even taking into account the generally non-disasterous—even positive—results day-and-date digital comics have had on brick-and-mortars." Hey. I wrote something about that once.
• Speaking of brick-and-mortar shops: Tonight at Floating World there's a book release for Thickness!, a collection of erotic comics. (Will it be more arousing than my unspeakably erotic Spider-Man/J. Jonah Jameson fanfic? DOUBTFUL.)
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for using the phrase "sexy sex comics."
Sharp-eyed commenter Joneser tipped me off to this hoot o' the day: A tumblr that turns celebrity noses into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Most notably... TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA BIEBER!

Oh, yes! Many more of your fave celebs being turtle-ized here.
So here's what the fanboys are going to do: They're going to watch this trailer on a frame-by-frame basis, tear into the goofy-ass music, argue that something Character X says contradicts something Character Y did in May of 1974, write thousand-word prognostications about who's shooting those purple lasers, complain about how jokey all these characters seem to be with all their jokes, pore over Tony Stark's Black Sabbath shirt for plot clues, and investigate if there are, in fact, any bows that really do that badass thing Hawkeye does with his bow.
I, on the other hand, am just going to geek the hell out. Because even now, after however much hype and however many lead-in solo movies, I am still bewildered and delighted that someone actually let Joss Whedon write and direct an Avengers movie. It's like they snuck into my head one night and stole a dream. So just let me be happy for once in my life and enjoy the moment, jerks.
Better quality here.

Following DC Comics' announcement that 100 of their most popular graphic novels would be digitally exclusive to the Kindle Fire—books like Watchmen, Sandman, The Dark Knight, Fables, Y the Last Man, and V for Vendetta—Barnes & Noble has yanked the physical copies of those books from their stores. “We pulled those 100 DC Comics graphic novels that we were not offered in digital format," a spokesperson told Publisher's Weekly. "Our policy is that unless we receive all formats of a title to make available to our customers, we will not sell those physical titles in our stores.”
In other words, Barnes & Noble is pissed that DC's offering their titles digitally through the Fire, and not through Barnes & Noble's ereader, the Nook. So they're hitting them back—hard—when it comes to sales of physical copies.
Hurt feelings (and lost potential profits) aside, it's almost impossible to overestimate what a massive role Barnes & Noble plays in comics retailing, especially now that Borders is six feet under. Monstrous chains like Barnes & Noble have the ability to make or break a book—they can, and do, influence everything from what gets published to finished comics' dimensions and cover designs.
Meanwhile, reading the list of Fire-exclusive DC titles is like a rundown of some of the medium's best, most important, and most popular graphic novels. So for those titles to no longer be available at Barnes & Noble unless you want to special order 'em? Kind of a big deal.
Last week I went on a Dill Pickle Walking Tour and had a blast—a community-geek, city-interested blast. It took me until now to compress all the cool shit I learned into a comic. City planning is an interest of mine but since I live in Portland, there are a ton of people my age who are also into it. That's one of the reasons Dill Pickle started these walking tours! There were 40 people on my tour!
If I didn't have to work I would totally be going to their next walking tour, happening this Friday: How Is Justice Served?
Comic after the jump!
Whenever I'm feeling down I like to come up with business propositions. This business proposition revolves around my desire to roll with a pug on a faux bear skin carpet. The problem is that I don't want to OWN a pug. And PEOPLE are always so suspicious when you clasp your arms around their pet and cavort around the Mercury office. Anyway, we don't even have a faux bear skin rug or Steve certainly doesn't let us use it.
I can't believe Portland doesn't already have this:

CONFLICT OF INTEREST! CONFLICT OF INTEREST! But eh... whatever. Onward!
So a few months ago, Alison and I put on an event called Comics Underground. Held at the newish bar the Jack London, located in the basement of the Rialto (529 SW 4th), it featured readings/performances from local comics creators, impromptu live musical accompaniment, and live sound effects (like a bottle scrounged from the bar that got smashed when a window broke in the comic). There were also drinks, and comics, and laughs. Oh, the laughs!
Anyway, we're doing it again tomorrow night, and based on the advance stuff I've seen so far, it's gonna be great. We'll have readings/performances from:
• Jamie S. Rich, Joëlle Jones, and Nicolas Hitori De (Spellcheckers)
• Kelly Sue DeConnick (Osborn, Girl Comics, Rescue)
• Natalie Nourigat (Between Gears, Over the Surface)
• Greg Rucka (The Punisher, Queen & Country, Batwoman)
Admission's free, it starts at 8 pm tomorrow (Thurs Sept 22), and if the last one was any indication, you might want to get there a bit early to snag a good seat/get boozed up beforehand. More info about the event and the above creators can be found right here.
Okay, end of shameless self-promotion. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Blogtown programming.
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