

We're giving away a pair of tickets to see Crystal Fighters at the Wonder Ballroom on Saturday, June 2. Enter to win—and take a listen to a bunch of tracks—by clicking over to End Hits!

Over on End Hits, we're giving away two pairs of tickets to see the Shins in Bend this weekend—at the Les Schwab Amphitheater on Friday, May 25. Head on over to End Hits and win 'em!

We're giving away a pair of tickets to see Beck in Bend over Memorial Day weekend! He's at the Les Schwab Amphitheater on Sunday, May 27. You want to win? You want to win.

We've got a ticket giveaway over on End Hits to see the great AgesandAges at Mississippi Studios this Monday, May 7! You can also hear their new, lovely Kinks cover, so schlep on over there, why don'tcha.
There's still time (3 hours, in fact) to enter to win tickets to see comedian Theo Von Saturday night. The deets here!

Over on End Hits, we're giving away a pair of tickets to see Anya Marina's PDXOXO variety show at the Doug Fir on Thursday, May 3! Guests include comedian Emmett Montgomery, video director Spencer Gantz, and music from both Anya Marina and Michael Lerner of Telekinesis. Yeah, you should probably go over there and win.
We're giving away a pair of tickets to see Washington State soul sensation Allen Stone on Sunday, April 22 at the Wonder Ballroom. Go over to End Hits for your chance to win!
We're giving away a pair of tickets to see the Naked and Famous at the Crystal Ballroom on Monday, April 23!
To clarify: That's a band called the Naked and Famous. Not just a bunch of naked famous people. We wish we had those tickets to give you.
Anyway, you should win these tickets! It's all going down over on End Hits.

Hey, music listener! We're giving away a pair of tickets to see Horse Feathers at the Aladdin Theater on Saturday, April 21. You look like you like to win things. So go on over to End Hits and win them!
(Hate End Hits and/or winning stuff? Go here to buy your tickets with dollars.)

Over on End Hits, we're giving away two pairs of tickets to see Ceremony at Branx on Friday, April 6. Ceremony are very, very good. Proof:
LISTEN:
Ceremony - "Adult"
This show will be great. So either go win some tickets or buy them. Your choice.

Over on End Hits, we're giving away a pair of tickets to see the Cribs! The brothers Jarman are playing a pseudo-hometown show (Gary Jarman is a Portlander) at Holocene on Tuesday, April 3, and they'll be previewing material from their new album In the Belly of the Brazen Bull, which doesn't come out until May.
Hey, cool! Free show! Win win win!
Our editorial meeting started out this morning with one question: HOW DID WE BUNGLE THIS "NUCLEAR COWBOYZ" THING? As clearly stated yesterday, the Nuclear Cowboyz motocross theatrical production is the most amazing event EVER, and we (idiotically, I might add) neglected to devote an entire issue of the Mercury to it. Check out this description from the Nuclear Cowboyz press release:
Nuclear Cowboyz 2012 features the legend of two powerful motocross tribes whose survival in their futuristic world is told through an action-packed narrative of fearless freestyle aerial feats, gravity denying stunts, and outrageous pyrotechnic displays synchronized to hard rock music.
There's not enough "bolds" in the world to fill that last description!! This thing is going to be fucking AMAZING, people. (Yes, I know I'm supposed to be promoting the Mercury's Malt Ball which is going down at the exact same time... but fuck that. NUCLEAR COWBOYZ IS THE SHOW TO SEE.)
That's why I'm giving away TWO TICKETS to one lucky winner to see Nuclear Cowboyz on Saturday night, March 24 starting at 7:30 pm at the Rose Garden! EMAIL ME HERE, put "EXTREEEEEME!" in the subject header, and provide a very brief description of how EXTREEEEME! you are (by noon tomorrow, that's Friday), and the best response will EXTREEEEMELY! win those tix!
Need further convincing that Nuclear Cowboyz is the greatest show ever to be produced on planet Earth? CHECK IT and DEAL WITH IT!

We have a winner in the Plaid Pantry recipe contest! David Dekrey, please come to the Mercury offices (bring your ID) to claim your sexy, high-quality Bialetti Aeternum ceramic frying pan. The recipe for David’s chocolate cream pie is after the jump, along with a photo of the finished product.

So you've heard about the upcoming Malt Ball at the Bossanova Ballroom on Saturday, March 24. There will be beer. There will be bands. There will be beer and bands. Lots of both. It's going to be the stuff of future legend.
And right now we're giving away a pair of tickets over on End Hits! So get on over there, winner.
(Hate contests? Feeling unlucky? Buy your tickets here, and peep the stellar lineup of great local bands and participating breweries.)
The Bialetti cookware company sent me two 12” nanoceramic nonstick frying pans. One was for me to futz around with at home, and the other was to be given away to readers. This sexy pan is a $40 value, and yours for the taking if you meet my Frugal Reader Cooking Challenge, as outlined below.

CONTEST: You can’t swing a dead cat in this town without doing so relatively near a Plaid Pantry (try it sometime). “The Plaid” is inexpensive, ubiquitous, always open, and stocked with a fairly consistent set of goods. Think up a complete sweet or savory dish using only edibles from this store, mail your idea (and perhaps photos of your experiments, if you actually test it?) to chris@portlandmercury.com, and we’ll test out the best-sounding ones. The winner will be announced here in one week, and then told to come pick up their fancy new pan.
The pan will just be in an area; there will be no ceremony.

Over on End Hits, we've got a pair of tickets to give away to see New Multitudes at the Crystal Ballroom on Friday, March 9. New Multitudes is Jay Farrar, Will Johnson, Anders Parker, and Yim Yames writing and performing new music for unrecorded lyrics of Woody Guthrie, kind of like what Billy Bragg and Wilco did with Mermaid Avenue. Go over to End Hits to win!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Over on End Hits, we're giving away a pair of tickets to the sold-out Die Antwoord show at the Roseland this Saturday, February 18. You want to see Die Antwoord, don't you. And you didn't buy tickets, didn't you. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and win these tickets! Good luck!


We're giving away two pairs of tickets to see the Black Keys at the Rose Garden on Monday, May 7. Want to win them?
Yes. Yes. You do. So click on over to End Hits to win!

Over on End Hits, we're giving away a pair of tickets to see Cloud Nothings at Holocene on Monday, March 5—but that ain't all. The winner will also get a special Cloud Nothings Rubik's Cube. A free show PLUS hours of puzzlement and frustration? You want in. Click on through to win.
LISTEN:
Cloud Nothings - "Stay Useless"

Also—Slim and his band, the Law, just finished work on their new record. More news on that, and the chance to hear a brand-new song on End Hits. So go!


Good morning! Over on End Hits, we're giving away two tickets to Blind Pilot's show tomorrow night at the Crystal Ballroom. Want 'em? Click on through. But do it fast; this one's gonna close tomorrow at 9 am.
Good luck!
Over on End Hits, we're giving away a pair of tickets to see British electronic duo Plaid at Holocene, next Wednesday, November 23. Don't let your Plaid dreams go unanswered! Click on over and win.
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