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Monday, November 2, 2009

Small Wonder: Downsizing Crafty Wonderland

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Mon, Nov 2, 2009 at 2:34 PM

Well here's your recession-bummer of the day: Crafty Wonderland, the long-running monthly sip 'n' shop at the Doug Fir has announced that it will scale back to just two events in 2010, citing poor sales. Next year you'll have to save up your crafting pennies for just the annual holiday sale plus and additional springtime event, both of which will be held at the convention center. Your last chance to kick it crafty style in the glowing environs of the Fir is on Sunday the eight of November, 11 am-4 pm. Go kiss a Portland institution goodbye.

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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Pay Off Your Craft Habit: Apply for Crafty Wonderland's Super Colossal Holiday Sale

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Sep 3, 2009 at 10:22 AM

If you're already part of the local craft mafia (don't laugh craft mafias are a real thing, although most of their weapons are crocheted and don't hurt much), then you probably don't need me to tell you that Crafty Wonderland is now accepting applications for vendors at their annual holiday sale, rightly referred to in its proper name as colossal. This is so off the hook that two years ago there were lines streaming down several city blocks, with many turned away for lack of capacity, so that last year they were practically forced to move it to the Convention Center, and even though it went off in the midst of the Great Snowpocalypse that stopped the city to a near-complete halt, it was still a success. Especially since most people probably brought their entire holiday spending budget along with them so that they would only have to leave the comfort of their snowed-in homes once to shop. In other words, this one's a money-maker, and hooking up with the Crafty Wonderland crew is an essential step to getting your at-home crafting hobby out into the commercial world. You will need to start considering how you plan to support your glue habit eventually, you know.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Learning to Make Stuff and Do Things

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 2:48 PM

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Tomorrow Ecotrust welcomes Portland's first Fermentation Festival. If you don’t know where Ecotrust is, it’s more than likely that you’ll be able to track it down by smell as home picklers, preserves, and brewers trade ideas and cultures for kimchi, kosher style dills, kefir and everything in between. Of course the stars of the fermentation fest will be the enormous collection of microbial life that does all the important work. Playing second fiddle, author Sandor “Sandorkraut” Ellix Katz author of Wild Fermentation: The Flavor, Nutrition, and Craft of Live-Culture Foods will be on hand to discuss the wonders of, well, live-culture food. If you’ve ever wanted to make a sourdough, or ferment tofu, Ecotrust [721 NW 9th] will be your favorite place between 6pm and 8pm tomorrow.

Those crazy kids at Travel Oregon have come up with (or have started using) a term I was heretofore unfamiliar with: “cuisinternship”. WTF, you say? It’s actually a catchy term to describe what you could win through their new Oregon Bounty contest. The prize is an expense paid, five day, six night apprenticeship with one of seven Oregon food or drink specialists. Ever wanted to rub elbows with Gabe Rucker while glaring out Le Pigeon’s windows at over-wrought foie gras protesters? This is your chance! Maybe you’ve always wanted to help round up a herd of steak-on-the-hoof with an Eastern Oregon rancher. It can happen, pardner! But these are two of the possibilities. Learn the basics of cheese making, chocolatiering, brewing, wine making, or distilling… The choice is yours.

All that’s asked is that you make a three minute video detailing why you should win, and create a tweet-worthy 140 character explanation to go along with it. Who knows, maybe you’ll get lucky. Enter the contest here.

While we’re talking about learning how to do stuff, you should really check out this great piece from the Food Dude over at Portland Food and Drink. After a few summer-soaked memories of Texas, he provides his grandmother's recipe for mayonnaise and a step by step pictorial guide.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

SNIKT! Also, a Few Questions.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Tue, May 5, 2009 at 7:33 PM

1. Really? A cardboard box, huh? You spend however many hours building those and setting up a camcorder, and you can't bother tracking down a mannequin? Or a bag filled with fake blood? Or a mannequin filled with fake blood?

2. And okay, not to harp on this or anything, but just one cardboard box? You have to reuse it? There aren't any other cardboard boxes anywhere in the house, huh?

3. Something tells me you watch a lot of anime. Am I right?

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Le Bistro Bazaar

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 9:52 AM

There's a new regularly occurring shopping bazaar in town, described by organizers Amber Newby and Lauren Sheets as "a good mix of the Doug Fir's Crafty Wonderland and the Eagle Lodge's record sales." It's called Le Bistro Bazaar and it's taking place quarterly (although they are considering expanding to monthly due to the positive response) at the Montage, er... Le Bistro Montage (does anybody call it that out loud?). The next installment is this Saturday, 11 am-4 pm, where you'll find vintage and locally made clothing and jewelry, books and magazines, and records (DJ Frankeyh will test 'em for you before you plunk down). Best of all, most items are in the recession-friendly $1-10 range! The Montage bar Le Merde is open throughout the length of the event with its happy hour menu (you know you love the spicy mac), including drinks for under $5. Happy digging...

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Friday, April 17, 2009

This Is How Ganon Really Died

Posted by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 10:00 AM

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Arrow of Light? Naw.

Master Sword to the face? Psh.

Ganon was killed by "The Triforce," a drink consisting of Goldschlager, dark rum and banana liqueur.

Puking sparkles has never been more heroic.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Handmade Nation Extravaganza!

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Mar 5, 2009 at 10:37 AM

Coming up the first weekend in April, the Museum of Contemporary Craft is hosting the Northwest premiere of Handmade Nation, the documentary film and accompanying book chronicling the rise of the modern craft movement (you can read my interview with the director and author, Faythe Levine, here). They're embellishing (haha, get it?) the event with a full day of craft-centric activities on Saturday, April 4 (they just launched a microsite with all the details): A panel discussion—er, I mean a CraftPerspectives Conversation with Levine as well as Susan Beal and Jill Bliss, among others, and moderated by the Museum's very cool curator, Namita Gupta Wiggers. There's also a "crochet-a-thon" with Mandy Greer, whose work is currently residing the Museum's first floor gallery space, an astonishing, forest-like installment of crocheted work (I reviewed the show here). And of course, there are the screenings: The fancy one is on Friday, April 3, and costs $25 to attend, but will go towards paying off the Levine's credit card debt, which is, unfortunately, what DIY financing usually boils down to in this country of ours. The $10 screening takes place on Saturday at noon, and you can conveniently stay put at the museum for the other activities, which are free. If you're interested, don't dilly dally: the screenings are at the Museum and there are only about 200 tickets available, so it's a distinct possibility that they will sell out.

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Fold, Fold, Fold, Unfold, Refold, Throw

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 12:27 PM

Not sure if you already have plans this weekend, but THIS GUY is coming to the Evergreen Aviation and Space Museum.


He's the Paper Airplane Guy. Stop snickering. Paper airplanes are cool. I have been mildly obsessed with them since childhood, when I tried to make every plane in my Usborne Book of Paper Airplanes*, with a pretty low level of success. To this day, I still really enjoy folding up things and throwing them across the room.

The Paper Airplane Guy is one John Collins, and according to the press release:

Collins, who has been featured on CNN, Discovery Channel’s “Next Step” and CBS’ “This Morning,” can create paper airplanes that scream across the room or gently glide through the air. Some have a landing gear, some circle back, some are canard designs, some flap their wings and some even fly for a half hour or more.
Holy shit. A half hour or more?

Okay, I admit it. I am still nine years old.

Paper Airplane Guy will be at the Evergreen Aviation & Space Museum (500 NE Captain Michael King Smith Way, McMinnville) this Saturday, February 28. He will be giving FREE demonstrations and signing books at 1 and 3 pm.

*about which I can now find nothing on the internet. It was such a cool book! I had a Usborne book about spying, too, which was the best thing ever. What happened to Usborne? Does anybody else share these memories?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Button It Up with Susan Beal

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 10:33 AM

For those of you crafters who devoured Susan Beal's Bead Simple last year, she's got a fresh one waiting in the wings: Button It Up is a collection of 80 projects using vintage and new buttons for jewelry, housewares, clothing, toys, bags, and more, plus bonus tutorials like how to cast your own buttons (color me impressed). The book is officially released on March 3rd, with two planned events in town next month (Powells downtown on March 20 and Bolt Fabric Boutique on March 28). In the meantime, Beal is holding a contest of sorts on her blog through the 24th—a week from today, where four people who write button-related blog comments will be randomly chosen to win one of two signed advance author copies of the book, or two button grab bags from her own vast button collection. You guys can win this thing.

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On a semi-unrelated crafty note, I kind of want this cheeseburger dress to be my Halloween costume this year:

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Hot, right?

The person who leaves the best cheeseburger related blog comment wins the opportunity to crochet one up for me. (via BuzzFeed)

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Free Love

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 1:31 PM

It only seems like yesterday that it was the Christmas that nobody wanted and now here we are on the cusp of February with another holiday on the horizon: Valentine's Day. One good thing about the economy being in the crapper is that it's given people who were cheapskates all along an excuse just to be themselves, without apology, even if their own circumstances have not been affected. And this year the demand for free ways to celebrate el día del amor (Can you believe that one time I thought I would be spared the heart-day hoopla because I was in Peru? Man, talk about opposite.) is being met by several establishments, including us—obvs, there's no excuse not to compose a totally free Valentine for your honey (or your dog, mom, you get the idea) via the link on our home page. But if you want to go one further and make something with your bare hands the old fashioned way, so you can deliver something tangible, again without dropping a dime, Rerun (707 NE Fremont) is offering a hand. Way back in 2003 they threw an event called "Get Your Heart On," which combined a giant community craft party with music and films and rollerskating and photo booths, and.... that's not happening this year. But they still wanted to encourage people to avoid spending money by luring you into their store offering the space and unique supplies for valentine making. What they can offer you that you might not have at the ready at home is a trove of vintage print materials, from magazines to elementary school supplies to card stock and glittery whatnots. The dates are subject to change, but for now they're saying the craft area will be operational from Feb 1-14 (note that they are closed Tuesdays). Oblation Papers & Press is also holding an event on Feb 7, also free, where from 10 am-noon you can whip up a valentine and even seal it with sealing wax (very goth). Also, it's not exactly free, and I know it's not Cat Friday or anything, but I also recommend, if you're ready and able, adopting a pet for Valentine's Day. My boyfriend and I did that once, and it's the only memorably awesome Valentine's day holiday I can recall ever having (although that one time he gave me cash money was good too). There are about a billion pet adoption agencies in town (use your Google), but I'll give a plug to Oregon Friends of Sheltered Animals, the organization I got my cat Valentine (oh yes, we did) through. If anyone one else has more suggestions of free or cheap ideas (or if you think you can top the cuteness of pet-adoption), leave 'em in the comments.

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Friday, December 12, 2008

The Crafty Wonderland Super Colossal Holiday Sale

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 1:16 PM

Don't forget that this Sunday, from 11 am-7 pm, Crafty Wonderland will be having its biggest sale of the year, requiring it to move from its usual home at the Doug Fir to the Oregon Convention Center Hall E. Check out the complete, staggering list of vendors here and try to get there early—these things are like wild feeding frenzies, and with good reason. There has been more than one year in which I've been able to get all my shopping done in one swoop.

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

I Believe the Mammoths are Our Future

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 4:11 PM

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Here's the premise: The year is 2009 and the world is ready to realize the best of its sci-fi potential. Black American President? Check. On the verge of pure artificial intelligence (aka "the singularity")? Check. Sub-orbital global flight? Check. Now this from the Times:

Scientists are talking for the first time about the old idea of resurrecting extinct species as if this staple of science fiction is a realistic possibility, saying that a living mammoth could perhaps be regenerated for as little as $10 million.

Sci-fi future? Mission accomplished! And for only $10 Million? Hell, I think they spent that much to make Jurassic Park.

At any rate, I call on our government to take a bit of that $700 billion dollars they want to give to, like, anything that is decidedly uncool and unfuturistic, and use it to help stimulate the genetics industry.

If the genome of an extinct species can be reconstructed, biologists can work out the exact DNA differences with the genome of its nearest living relative. There are talks on how to modify the DNA in an elephant's egg so that after each round of changes it would progressively resemble the DNA in a mammoth egg. The final-stage egg could then be brought to term in an elephant mother, and mammoths might once again roam the Siberian steppes.

How awesome would that be? This could change everything. Instead of trading in stocks, we could trade in mammoths! A mammoth could feed a family for at least a month and then they could make a house out of its hide and bones! Mammoths could save us all!

Or conversely, they could run amok, causing untold damage and loss of human life. But oh, what a sight it would be to behold a mammoth amok.

While all this is great news, there is a dark side to the NYT story:

The full genome of the Neanderthal, an ancient human species probably driven to extinction by the first modern humans that entered Europe some 45,000 years ago, is expected to be recovered shortly. If the mammoth can be resurrected, the same would be technically possible for Neanderthals.

Look, I've seen Encino Man about 20 times and I can tell you that no good will ever come of this. First, we'd have to clone a bunch of Pauly Shores to keep the Neanderthals in line. Second, those insurance cavemen guys would be even worse off. Third, republicans would get jealous that someone was cramping their style.

Don't believe me? Here are two minutes that will likely convince you of the whole Neanderthal/Pauly Shore thing. Complete with racial stereotypes (oddly, not from the neanderthal).

To recap: Mammoths equal future, neanderthals equal bad things. That is all.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Secret Society

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 11:07 AM

I got a phone call this morning from a publicist suggesting that I tell my readers about ebates.com, a shopping site that gathers a sort of "finders fee" for shoppers who use it to connect to its 900+ retail partners, like Sephora and Nordstrom's. They then pass this on to customers through rebates ranging from 1-25% off, and what little web buzz there is about the service looks positive, though I am doubly loathe toward something that both promotes big-box shopping and requires a membership process... however free, I increasingly find the endless cycle of online registrations unbearably wearisome. I did, however, find myself at the downtown Borders (my former place of employment, um, holla) on Saturday, where after exhausting every other available option, I wound up purchasing season one of The Sopranos. This always seems to come up near the holidays, when you finally think of something to get for your dad/uncle/sister-in-law, and try as you might it leads you down a corporate path. So, it's only in the spirit of holiday-shopping desperation that I concede that link, Ebates. For emergencies.

What I'd rather do, is remind you of the coming onslaught of Portland's famous (and famously popular) craft fairs, where you can find gift ideas with much more in the personality department. Of particular interest coming up is the Secret Society sale on the 30th (10 am-6 pm, at the Secret Society Ballroom, 116 NE Russell)--mark your calendar, this holiday stuff is going to come up fast. Best to ride the event tide and space it out. The extravaganza has the key advantage of being held close to liquor, in the form of the adjacent Secret Society Lounge, which you may well want to utilize in fortifying yourself against the craft-crazed crowd. It features a spectacular selection of vendors selling everything from soap and jewelry to vegan chocolates and clocks made of recycled bike parts. How Portland is that?

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The creamsicle recycled bike clock by 1.by.Liz

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Museum of Contemporary Craft "Right-sizes" Operations

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 2:02 PM

I knew something was afoot earlier this week, but specifics have just been released regarding the Museum of Contemporary Craft's immediate future. And frankly, I was bracing for worse:

Museum of Contemporary Craft announced today a revised operations budget for fiscal year 2009. The Museum took proactive measures to right-size the organization's operations to reach optimal financial health. In response to the current national economic climate coupled with the goal to ensure long-term sustainability of the organization, the Museum's Board of Directors approved a revised operational budget of $1.53M for fiscal year 2009. The prior budget was $2.19M. Since opening the doors of the Museum's new facility in Portland's Pearl District in July 2007, the Museum exceeded visitor goals by fivefold, doubled membership and received international recognition for exhibitions and programming. While the Museum has the desire to sustain this level of public interest and momentum, the Museum felt, given the nation's uncertain economic environment, its commitment to fiscal responsibility needs to be priority. "Building on the momentum and excitement of our move to the Pearl last year and given what's happening nationally, we needed to find the balance in how best to respond to these issues. Right-sizing the museum before the end of the fiscal year enables us to maintain the community's interest while prioritizing our goal of sustainability," said Museum Board President Kathy Abraham. Another key part of the Museum's efforts in reaching optimal financial health is the transition of David Cohen's role as Executive Director. Cohen will now focus on the Museum's priority to raise unearned income. To support David's transition, an Interim Executive Director has been brought in to manage daily operations and provide the support needed for staff during this transition. Taking prudent measure to ensure fiscal stability resulted in the difficult decision to make necessary staff layoffs. The Museum's staff size was 22 and is now at 15. These outcomes reflect the right level of staffing and budget the Board believes the organization needs to be at this time. Additionally, the Museum anticipates a short-term impact to programming and may postpone some programs into the next fiscal year. "For more than 71 years, the Museum of Contemporary Craft has been an important part of shaping Portland's cultural landscape and does what no other museum on the West Coast does in the visual arts. Transparency and stewardship are our core values and we believe our due diligence today will ensure a solid future for the Museum of Contemporary Craft," concluded Abraham.

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Obama Screen Printing Party

Posted by Christine S. Blystone on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 3:37 PM

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The Obama Craft Project is hosting an Obama-themed screen printing party on Saturday, October 18 (yes, that's the day after tomorrow), where you can bring an item and have it Obamafied:

Almost anything can be screen printed, if it can lay flat: bags, sun shades, most clothes, wood, paper.

More details on the event, including registration information, can be found here.

Screen Printing for Change, Saturday, Oct. 18, 2-5pm, OCP Headquarters (details upon registration), $10 suggested donation to the Obama-Biden Campaign.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Three Craft Shows Happening Tomorrow

Posted by Christine S. Blystone on Fri, Sep 26, 2008 at 4:09 PM

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Tomorrow you can shop 'til you drop at three different crafty events happening around town.

First, the Portland Hallowe'en Bazaar is going on all day at the Memorial Coliseum. There you will find an array of local craft vendors peddling their spooky handmade wares. In addition to the one-stop Halloween shopping, there will be a costume/fashion show, Dark Horse Comics horror editors panel and Q&A, the Home Haunters' Flea Market, a shadow puppet theater, a Hallowe'en art show, a make up and prosthetic application demo, a kid's goblin dance party, a raffle benefiting the Multnomah Library Foundation (yay literacy) and much more. More info, including a list of vendors, can be found here.

Then, of course, there's the Portland Craft Mafia Kickoff Show happening at the Secret Society Ballroom. Browse through over twenty vendors, grab a drink or two, "oooh" and "ahhh" over the door prizes, and welcome the new famiglia to town. More info on this event, including a list of vendors, can be found here.

Last but not least, HandmadeNW is hosting the 1st Annual SoEaPo Summer's Last Rockin' Outdoor Fest at Plan B. Twenty local artisans will set up shop under covered tents outside. In addition, there will be a Portland celebrity dunk tank, live music, and a BBQ going on until midnight. More info, including a list of vendors, can be found here.

Portland Hallowe'en Bazaar, The Exhibit Hall at Memorial Coliseum, 300 Winning Way, Noon-6pm, $5 ($3 if wearing a costume), kids under 10 free, all ages; Portland Craft Mafia Kickoff Show, Secret Society Ballroom, 116 NE Russell, 5-10 pm, $2, all ages; 1st Annual SoEaPo Summer's Last Rockin' Outdoor Fest, Plan B, 1305 SE 8th, 4pm-Midnight, FREE, 21+

Friday, September 19, 2008

The Obama Craft Project

Posted by Christine S. Blystone on Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 3:27 PM

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I was just reading Susan Beal's blog, West Coast Crafty, and discovered The Obama Craft Project, which "seeks to celebrate and archive the work of the many crafters who have created projects inspired by Barack Obama's 2008 campaign for the Presidency." Some highlights include a free knitting pattern for making your very own Obama beanie, various crafty fund raising events and projects going on around the country, and a Flickr pool showing off DIY Obama swag.

Here in Portland, Susan is hosting an Obama postcard-writing party on Friday, September 26th at Tandem Coffeehouse. She writes:

I'll bring the gocco printer and a big stack of cards for people to write, but please bring your own cards (handmade or souvenir) if you'd like to, along with pens and some 27¢ stamps. I'm bringing Pearl, and it is definitely baby-and-kid-friendly if you are traveling with a crew. I'll take care of sending all the cards out in a batch by September 30 to save postage and extra trips to the post office.

Obama Postcard Party, Friday, September 26, Tandem Coffeehouse, 3041 SE Division, 11am-2pm

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Tutorial: Bicycle Frame Lunch Bag

Posted by Christine S. Blystone on Thu, Sep 18, 2008 at 2:59 PM

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Do you need something to do this weekend? Why not make your own Bicycle Frame Lunch Bag? All you need is a bit of sturdy fabric, a spool of thread, a sewing machine, some Velco... and don't forget a dash of love. Awwww!

Via Craftzine.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The New Portland Mafia

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 2:58 PM

The Craft Mafia sounds like something that could have been invented in Portland, but it wasn't. And while one could scarcely say that Portland's craft scene has suffered from the lack of a Craft Mafioso presence, the fact that Portland has joined the mob is big ol' belated no brainer. Still, for the crafter who wants to take their business to the next level, there is a lot of support to be found in the arms of the mafia. (Gosh, that sounds exciting, doesn't it?) Interested crafters should peep this to find out how to "get made"--the new chapter is actively seeking members. For those who simply love a good craft fair, hold tight: The first Portland Craft Mafia event takes place on the 27th of this month at the Secret Society Ballroom (116 NE Russell). There's a $2 cover charge for the all ages event (with a bar on hand for the big kids who like to combine therapies).

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Louie here will make sure you get squared away with paying your dues.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Applications for Crafty Wonderland's Colossal Holiday Sale Due Next Week!

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 12:28 PM

If you waited in line around the several blocks of people trying to get in to Crafty Wonderland's holiday sale this past winter, you will be relieved to know that this time they're moving it to the much roomier Oregon Convention Center. And if you're a crafter, this event is a jackpot of customer crowds. If you want to be a part of the colossal sale, snag yourself an application on the Crafty Wonderland website linked above--but hurry! Applications are due on the 19th of this month. And, if you haven't already had a taste of the Wonderland, pop by the Doug Fir this Sunday (11 am-4 pm) for the monthly craft event, with special guest Susan Beal, author of Bead Simple!

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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The Cake Vote

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Tue, Sep 2, 2008 at 11:10 AM

Sometimes working at the Mercury means you have to do things you don't want to. Like distribute contraceptive information at the state fair.

I headed down to Salem on Sunday evening to do just that (for a story about John McCain, Planned Parenthood and Fritos-lovin' fair goers that'll be in this week's news section). Because the fair's slogan is "Too big to miss!" I didn't bother to print off directions. The slogan proved to be sadly misleading and on the outskirts of the wrong side of Salem, I finally stopped at a 24-hour donut place to ask where to go. The kid working the counter made some vague gestures toward the appropriate street and then told me, placing two rainbow-sprinkle donut holes in a bag, "Everyone's saying there was a fight at the fair yesterday."

My expectations increased dramatically.

The fair turned out to be full of surprises. Only at the state fair can you watch a video of a horse giving birth in such convenient proximity to Oregon's largest potato! Mostly, I was overwhelmed by the cake decorating contest - a whole table lined with elaborated frosted cakes, some in the shape of things I would never want to eat (what a delectable giant bee!). I spent probably half an hour circling the table, trying to decide which one I should cast my "People's Choice" vote for.

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Oregon: Famous for its Edible Beavers

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"Molded sugar fence posts?! That bitch!"

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(I chose this one)

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Katamari Baby

Posted by Unpaid Arts Intern on Wed, Aug 20, 2008 at 12:46 PM

Sometimes my bedroom gets really messy and I wish Katamari Damacy was real, so I could get one of those little guys with those sticky ball things to come in and roll it all up and throw it away.

Or I could just give birth to a child and dress it up as a Prince/Princess of All Cosmos and train it to clean up after me.

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But then my offspring might grow up to be this person and then I'd feel ashamed.

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Instructions for the baby hat are here.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Best (Cake) Blog Evah: Cake Wrecks

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Mon, Jul 28, 2008 at 3:39 PM

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I love me some cake, but I love the monstrosities at Cake Wrecks more than I could possibly express. They are ugly, offensive and just plain wrong. The best thing about Cake Wrecks (aside from the amazing commentary) is that the cakes were created by "professionals." Not only have these creations gone screwy on the production side, much of the hilarity comes from the requests people made for their cakes.

Really, what was the impetus behind this cake:
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This is my new favorite food blog... hands down. I laughed until my sides hurt. Enjoy!

Big Ups to ex-intern Erin LaCour for the tip

Thursday, July 24, 2008

MOSS: Handmade Things to Tickle Your Fancy

Posted by Christine S. Blystone on Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 2:31 PM

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Local artist/designer Diana Schreiber is the mastermind behind the charming creations of MOSS. Schreiber uses her love of fiber arts to create an irresistible array of work in a variety of styles and projects. You can check out more images of her work, along with a short interview, over on MOD.

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