
Thanks to everyone who has donated to the Blogtown Flash Food Drive so far by dropping non-perishable food items by our offices at 605 NE 21st, ste 200!
This is what the booty looks like so far:

I would love to double this amount as we head into the weekend. To help that happen, I'm offering a special perk to the first person to drop-off a grocery bag of food today: Not only will you be entered in the drawing for the two awesome cookbooks, and receive a receipt to exchange for a free sake shot at Tanuki, but you'll also receive these very special collectible Fantastic Mr. Fox promotional recipe cards that include a recipe for Turkey Stuffed with Chestnuts and Prunes!

How awesome is that?
Remember that if you can't get in to the Merc today to drop off food, the fine folks at Tanuki [413 NW 21st] have kindly offered to be our after-hours drop-off point. The free sake shot for food donation will remain in play until Saturday night.
It’s been rare lately that I’ve had the experience of feeling truly entranced when watching someone cook. I think it may have something to do with the interminable flash and noise of all those fucking reality cooking shows.
But this morning, when I watched Catherine Schon of Sassafras Catering make pie crust by hand in a video produced by Cooking Up a Story, I felt like a kid watching a magic trick. She turns the dry ingredients into a pie crust with such ease and speed it’s completely mystifying. The difference, of course, between Schon and a magician is that she’s actually telling you how the trick is done while she’s performing it, which makes the whole thing that much more magical.
Pie crust is one of those things where people either say it’s the hardest thing to do, or that it’s really simple. Whichever camp you're in, Schon presents some tips that will likely ease the pie-making process no matter who you are:

Ruling the Thanksgiving table with a well-prepared side-dish. That’s what the holiday is all about. And, sure, “thankfulness.” But everybody is thankful when the slop brought to the feast is delicious.
While putting this week's food feature together, there were a few recipes I was unable to include. The first comes from Chef Robert Reynolds, who learned the dish from Madeleine Kamman. When he described it to me over the phone, I was very intrigued. It’s a tricky, playful, two-part dish that combines potatoes wrapped in chard leaves with sautéed pairs. The pears are nestled together with the wrapped potatoes and cause a bit of surprise when guests mistake the pear for the potato and vice versa.
POTATO PACKETS WITH SAUTEED PEARS8 swiss chard leaves
Lemon juice
6 tbsp flour
2 onions finely chopped
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
4 baked potatoes, hot from the oven
Salt, pepper
1 clove garlic, minced
Grated nutmeg
4 ounces fresh goat cheese2 Bartlett pears, under ripe
flour for dusting
2 tablespoons unsalted butter for sauteing
2 tablespoons honey
pinch of quatre epices (mixture of peppercorn, nutmeg, clove, ginger)
1/3 cup golden raisinsBlanch the leaves quickly. Refresh under cold water and set aside. Add lemon juice to the same water and blanch the chard ribs. Remove and set aside.
Sauté onions in 2 tablespoons butter till soft, then add chard stems. Remove pulp from baked potatoes. Rice potatoes over onions. Add a bit of butter, salt and pepper. Add garlic, nutmeg and finally cheese; mix well. Stuff egg sized lumps of potato into chard leaves, and wrap into a small packet. Dust pears with flour, and sauté in butter till golden. Present potato packets with sautéed pears, finish with quatre epices, honey, and raisins. Serve hot.
It’s day two of the Blogtown Flash Food Drive and we’ve got even more goodies to give you in exchange for you dropping off your non-perishable food items at the Merc offices [605 NE 21st, ste. 200]!
First! Remember that a donation enters you in a drawing to win these two heavy cookbooks:

That’s the brand new Bob’s Red Mill Cookbook and The Silver Spoon: Pasta cookbook.
Second! Thanks to our friends at Tanuki [413 NW 21st], any donation we receive at the office today and tomorrow will get you a receipt good for a free sake shot at the awesome Northwest Portland izakaya. Conversely, if you can’t make it to the Merc offices between 9:30 AM and 4:30 PM, Tanuki will be graciously collecting donations for us until Saturday. Again, a donation of a non-perishable food item will get you a free sake shot!
We all know that you really don’t need these extras—you’d donate out of the goodness of your heart anyway—but surely a little sake and a chance to win cookbooks couldn’t hurt matters any.
C’mon gang! Let’s feed some people!

Today marks the beginning of Blogtown’s (2nd Annual) Flash Food Drive. We’ll be collecting food for the Oregon Food Bank here at our office [605 NE 21st Ave., Suite 200] for the next six business days. Here’s why:
According to a report the USDA made public on Monday, 14.6 percent of American households experienced “food insecurity” in 2008. That means 49 million Americans last year experienced a range of difficulties getting enough food in their bellies: some had to purchase less nutritional foods to make ends meet, some went without meals entirely.
This is the highest percentage of Americans experiencing food insecurity since the USDA began collecting the data in 1995, and it’s a 3.5 percent increase since 2007. In 2008, the number of children living in food insecure households totaled 17 million.
According to the Oregon Food Bank and the Oregon Hunger Relief Task Force, 95,000 Oregon households per year between 2006 and December of 2008 went without food for a period of time because they were unable to cover the cost. That ranks Oregon #3 nationally in food insecurity.
What the current USDA report does not take into account is the increasing unemployment numbers since December 2008. There are likely far more hungry people in the U.S. than the study indicates. In Oregon, at least, the Oregon Food Bank distributed 14 percent more Emergency Food boxes this year than just last year.
I know that when reading through the statistics, its fairly easy to get lost in numbers and percentages. But make no mistake that food insecurity is increasing in the nation and our state. While there are long-term legislative goals both locally and nationally to end child hunger, there is a distinct need to provide assistance right now to people facing days or weeks without food.
You can help by dropping off a non-perishable food item (or an entire bag of them) at the Mercury office, 605 NE 21st Ave., Suite 200, between 9:30 AM and 4:30 PM. All who donate will be able to put their names in the magic sombrero for a chance to win two cookbooks: The Silver Spoon: Pasta, and the brand spankin’ new Bob’s Red Mill Cookbook. Keep ‘em for yourself or give them as Christmas gifts! Your choice!
Thanks in advance for your donation.

Last year, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, I was able to drive to the Oregon Food Bank distribution center in a car loaded with 365 pounds of food. All thanks to you, Blogtown readers.
Given last year’s success, I figured we should do it again this year. So, starting tomorrow, we will be collecting your non-perishable food items here at the Mercury offices [605 NE 21st Ave., Suite 200] between the hours of 9:30 AM and 4:30 PM. The drive will end next Wednesday, the 25th, at noon.
Let’s see what we can pull together in six days, shall we? I have tons of faith in you.
Update, 2:54: Hope you caught it in time! After studious consideration, we have pixellated the photo of Pat's boots. As you were.
Original post:
"No, no, don't shoot my face," he says. "People will RECOGNIZE me when I go into their restaurants."
This look is "based on the English countryside," and features Doc Martin wellies.

Via Twitter:

I've got a call in for more details, but I have to tell you this information excites me. Not only will the brick and mortar Los Gorditos be in my 'hood, but I'll also be able to enjoy the sweet burn of a Stacy burrito out of the elements and fresh from the grill. Oh, yesssss.
I expect a vegan stampede when the place opens next month.

The folks behind ¿Por Qué No? believe their Mississippi shop to be lucky. The empirical proof of this may come from the fire that shut the place down on October 14th. Okay, sure, the fire wasn’t lucky. But the fact that it burned through a water pipe, causing the pipe to burst and subdue the flames… Well, that’s definitely lucky.
“It extinguished itself,” manager Emily Anderson told me. “The main damage was in the kitchen, but we were luckily able to salvage most of our art, and tables and chairs.”
There’s that word again: “Luck”
“There’s a certain magic on Mississippi,” Anderson said. “This just kinda went along with that.”
The damage wasn’t as bad as it could have been, and the owners have taken the opportunity to improve the kitchen equipment and give the place a good scrubbing. The work is almost done.
“We just need to do some painting,” Anderson explained. “The kitchen crew is coming in on Monday to do prep.”
What that means for Mississippi ¿Por Qué No? fans is that the restaurant should be serving again by Tuesday, November 17th. Also, as a reward for your patience and support, the Taqueria will making their “mid-day menu” the all-day menu during the first week of re-opening: 50 cents off tacos, $1.50 off margaritas, and $1 off chips, salsa, and guacamole.
Lucky you.
Via Betsy Richter at Our Pdx Network. More of this kind of smack talk, please, Sam.
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For 75 years the community of Verboort has been making sauerkraut and sausage, to be sold every year on one magical day in November. It’s like some kind of meat filled version of Brigadoon… From the sausage-scented mists of Forest Grove there appears the Visitation Catholic Church, a stand of Sequoias, Fancy Work, a beer garden. For one day the vision remains, and then is gone, disappeared into the surrounding suburban landscape.
The Verboort Sausage and Sauerkraut Festival kicks off tomorrow morning at 9 AM, the highlight of which is a $15 all-you-can-eat sausage and sauerkraut dinner with all the fixings. From what I’ve heard, the festival has become a yearly tradition for families from across the region. People come from far and wide to line up for sausage sales as early as 3 AM on Saturday morning.
You may not be that committed to Verboortian sausage, but I understand the dinner is an event not to be missed. It's also robustly attended. So, while you’re waiting to get into the dining hall, the community has set up a few pleasant distractions including a beer garden at the Verboort Rod & Gun Club, Bingo, a quilt raffle, and a plant booth.
What more do you need?
Map your way to Visitation Catholic Church at 4285 NW Visitation Road.

Food carts, food carts, everywhere. 2009 will be seen as the year that Portland food went small and mobile.
There has been much energy around Portland’s cart scene this year. New pods have popped-up in neighborhoods across the city; carts have taken over previously empty and unsightly urban niches; and the activity has attracted the fickle eye of national media, from network and cable news to (now defunct) national magazines.
Whether the activity is self perpetuating—media inspires would-be cart owners, who open new carts much to the delight of the media—or just a sign of entrepreneurs thinking small in a wounded economy, it’s clear that cart ownership is on the rise in Portland.
According to the Multnomah County Health Department there has been a nearly 25% increase in licenses for mobile food units this year. According to the county, the number of annual licenses it issues to food carts generally hovers around 360 to 370. As of this week, the county has issued 461 mobile food unit licenses, 91 more than last year; 34 yet-to-be licensed carts are currently in plan review.
So that means if all goes well, we will see 34 more carts, trucks, or trailers peddling food on or around the streets of the Portland metro area.
Brett Burmeister of Food Carts Portland notes that his site has been listing around five new carts per week. But to Burmeister, the growth in carts is not just a boom in local business, it’s also a boom in Portland’s cultural identity.
“I think a lot of the carts that have opened in the last year are an extension of Portland uniqueness,” he says. “These are not your average hot dog cart. We’re taking it to the next level.”
Be sure to check out next week’s Last Supper for more.
The Little Red Bike Café [4823 N. Lombard St.] has been a charming culinary force in North Portland since its opening just over two years ago. Since making their first breakfast sandwiches for a soon to be adoring public, owners Ali and Evan have been maintaining a blog on which they mark the progress of their venture (and their lives) through vibrant photography and jocular posts.
Of note is recent entry “If in Fact,” which includes the description of a few intriguing menu items:
Wasabi & Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs
(trio with cilantro, chives, and fish sauce)"Spaghetti & Meatballs"
(spaghetti squash gratin topped with spicy harissa tomato sauce and Spanish meatballs)Autumn Punch
(Buffalo Trace bourbon, apple cider, ginger beer, fresh mint)
Get in line early at Pioneer Courthouse Square today, where from 11:30 am-1:30 pm, In Defense of Animals will be serving up vegan hot dogs and cupcakes as part of World Go Vegan Week, which, er, apparently started on Sunday and runs through Saturday. I suppose a big vat of whole grains and steamed vegetables might not be as sexy as high sodium processed junk food, but we get the message. Plus, Woody Harrelson is the World Go Vegan Week spokesperson, and we are fond of taking lifestyle advice from celebrities.


There are times when the ethics of eating engage in uncomfortable frottage with my restaurant reviews. While these regrettable instance are few and far between, I occasionally find myself between what a restaurant wants to serve and what my readers want to protest.
I consider it my job to eat food and foist my opinion on a dubious public. I do not consider it my job to make ethical judgments about what is on the menu. That's your job as a consumer. You're the one with the power to move your money and affect the change you'd like to see.
That being said, there are some instances when it becomes my job to provide you with information about what you might be eating. This week I received a letter from a reader who took me to task for being so cavalier in my mention of shark-fin soup on the menu at Ocean City.
Shark meat is not often eaten due to the huge amount of urea in its flesh. However, the collagen in the dorsal fin is used as a thickening agent in certain traditional Asian dishes, making the fin the only useful part of the animal for certain cuisine. When harvested, the fins are cut from living wild-caught sharks, which are then thrown back in the water to die.
In deference to the letter-writer, I decided to call up the Monterey Bay Aquarium, whose Seafood Watch program provides information about the sustainability (or lack thereof) of eating various species. I got in touch with the Aquarium's Communication Director Ken Peterson who noted that shark has always been on Seafood Watch's "avoid" list.
"The problem is that sharks are so long lived and reproduce so slowly," Peterson told me. "The amount that are finned leads to a decline in population."
"Because they are top predators, what you wind up doing is not only affecting the sharks but also an entire ecosystem." he said.
Peterson explained that the shark fin industry removes up to 100 million sharks per year from the Ocean's ecosystem. He noted that there are a lot of international treaties and restrictions regarding the finning of sharks, and that it's illegal to transport shark fins in the United States, save for one enourmous loophole:
"Currently, vessels are allowed to transport fins as long as the sharks have not been finned on the vessel itself," Peterson explained.
Which means one vessel can fin the sharks as long as those fins are transported to another vessel in order to bring them to US ports. However, there is legislation in the Senate to close that loophole.
Consider yourself informed.
Last week sciencenews.org reported this really scary story about how junk food alters the pleasure sensors in rats' brains causing them to act the same as rats addicted to heroin. According to a study by the Scripps Research Institute:
After just five days on the junk food diet, rats showed “profound reductions” in the sensitivity of their brains’ pleasure centers, suggesting that the animals quickly became habituated to the food. As a result, the rats ate more food to get the same amount of pleasure. Just as heroin addicts require more and more of the drug to feel good, rats needed more and more of the junk food. “They lose control,” Kenny says. “This is the hallmark of addiction.”
If that's not gross enough, it continues:
To see how strong the drive to eat junk food was, the researchers exposed the rats to a foot shock when they ate the high-fat food. Rats that had not been constantly exposed to the junk food quickly stopped eating. But the foot shock didn’t faze rats accustomed to the junk food — they continued to eat, even though they knew the shock was coming.
Throw this on the pile of scientific studies that tell us upsetting things we already know but pretend we don't. Now I'm sad. Sad and hungry.

Hat tip to grist.org

It's killing me that I can't be at the Locust Tavern in Philly to watch the defending champion Philadelphia Phillies knock C.C. Sabathia and the Bums from the Bronx around in this year's Fall Classic. But while I can't raise a pint of Yuengling to mark the start of tonight's World Series Game One, I did take a drive out to Grant's Philly Cheesesteaks on the 153rd Block of NE Sandy.
In some ways, Grants felt a lot like going to Geno's or Pat's in Philly. Like those two iconic rivals, Grant's isn't located in a place you'd be likely to stumble upon: you gotta seek it out. It's outta the way even for my airport-neighboring ass, but at least it doesn't have a one-language-only policy like some places.

The thing about cheesesteaks is they're not easy to screw up. You really have to try at it. It's just thinly-sliced steak on a flat grill with onions, peppers and cheese. That's really it. Cheesesteaks are not grilled roast beef sandwiches. Grant's got this right, so it was pretty much smooth sailing from there. Tender, thin meat, just a little browned on the edges, juicy veggies, and an ingredient most people outside of Philly wouldn't touch:Whiz.
Grant's gets a bonus point by using Amoroso rolls, which I don't think I've ever seen outside the Philly area. It's what makes the steak. Top that off with a pack of TastyKake Butterscotch Krimpets, and you've got enough calories in your system to make you feel like you're wandering Citizens Bank Park looking for a water ice.

The Oregonian has the news from Portland Police today that tasty but shabbily-decorated North Portland barbecue place Yam Yam's was possibly a money-laundering front for a "coke kingpin."
North Portland resident James Ray "Lonnie" Yoakum is charged with running a $300,000 a month cocaine operation in town, using Yam Yam's to make the money look legit. After using wiretaps and other surveillance, police arrested Yoakum with $11,000 in cash on his person. Yoakum told authorities that he was a cook at Yam Yams and officers found $60,000 more in a safe at the restaurant. That's a lot of $5 jambalayas.
Investigators also accuse Yoakum's sons of dirty business. Yoakum's 19-year-old son is accused of having a hand in a Northeast gun fight that left a rival gang member wounded on Killingsworth and the other is accused of robbing two California medical marijuana clinics.
While the Yoakum family waits in jail, the fate of Yam Yams and their delicious savory bbq sauce remains unclear.
Man, what a bitch of a weather system rolling through, eh? Must be Fall in Portland. Am I right? But you know what they say about Portland weather... "You don't like the weather in Portland? Then go back to wherever the hell it is you came from!"
If you're sticking around, Black Cat Cafe [1203 NE Alberta] would like to give you a free cup of joe untill noon today, and AGAIN tomorrow from 8 AM - Noon. Get on your fixie and fix, little sister.
Distillers Fest Starts Tomorrow
Tomorrow marks the opening of this year’s Great American Distillers Festival, drawing distillers from around the country to converge at the Bossanova Ballroom [722 E Burnside]. Expect two days of spirit tasting, cocktail contests, and seminars. A day’s admission costs $10 and includes 3 tasting tickets. A two-day pass is also available for $16 and includes 6 tasting tickets.
Be sure to check out the seminar from cocktail historian Robert Hess, “The Man Behind The Curtain: Molecular Mixology’s Little Secret.” Sounds intriguing. There may be liquid nitrogen. Who knows?
Festival runs Saturday from 11 am to 4:30 pm, and Sunday from 11 am to 5 pm.
Free Fucking Waffle Day
Don’t Forget that tomorrow is Free Waffle Day at the Mississippi/Fremont FLAVOURspot location. The donation of a canned good, unused pair of socks, or new unwrapped toy will get you unlimited waffle love through the day. FLAVOURspot claims that you can have as many waffles as you want (one per wait in line, though).
Also, tonight is the last night to enter in the Ms. Pac-Man tourney if you’re at all interested. Grand prize is $250 bucks, and apparently there haven’t been any really impressive scores. So, the field is open.
Maxim Loves Portland Pastrami
So, now that Gourmet has folded, it seems Maxim is out to pick up the slack with a piece in the new issue covering America’s top ten Jewish delis. Guess who gets a nod? None other than Portland’s own Kenny and Zuke’s. I never pictured these guys as Maxim types, but hey, body by Pastrami is apparently a growing craze.

I’ve never used a real pumpkin as an actual cooking ingredient. Usually when there’s a pumpkin in my house I’m cutting the top off that mother-effer, carving a whimsical face in the shell, and then putting a candle inside to turn it into a lantern of sorts, called a jack-o-lantern. They’re said to ward off evil spirits, but I’m not buying it—my wife still comes home every night! Eh? Can I get a rim-shot? No? Whatever…
So, the other day I’m listening to Terry Gross interview Ruth Reichl on NPR (yep, I just wrote that), and Reichl starts talking about this pumpkin soup recipe in which you scoop out the pumpkin and all that, but instead of carving a funny face into it, you fill it with bread, cream, cheese, and then throw the sucker into the over oven for a good long while. Once it comes out of the oven, you have this soup in a lovely orange edible container! Mind? Blown! [The recipe from “MMMMM: A Fiestiary” here]
During this season of pumpkin bounty, I’m curious to know if there are any Blogtownie home cooks that are using the gorgeous bulbous gourds as an ingredient?
Yeah, I’m sure there are pumpkin pies and pumpkin muffins and such, but I’m looking for recipes like this one from Becky Hogle found at Pumpkin Nook’s Cookbook:
Pumpkin StewIngredients:
1 10 - 12 pound pumpkin
2 lb. Beef stew meat
2 tbs. Oil
1 Bell Pepper
1 Onion
4 Medium potatoes
3 Carrots
2 Cloves of Garlic
2 Sticks of Celery
1 15oz. can of diced tomatoes
2-3 cups Water
Salt to taste
Pepper to taste
Preparation Directions:Carve a hole in the top of the pumpkin and remove seeds, and stringy insides [DO NOT CUT A FUNNY FACE INTO THE SHELL!! — PAC]. Set pumpkin aside. In a Dutch oven brown 2 lbs of stew meat in oil. Add in 1 bell pepper (sliced into inch thick slices), 1 onion (sliced), 4 medium potatoes (cubed), 3 carrots(cubed), 2 cloves of garlic(diced), 2 sticks of celery(sliced), 1 - 15 oz can of diced tomatoes. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add 2 - 3 cups of water. Let simmer for 1 hour. Place pumpkin in shallow pan, and place stew inside pumpkin. Brush the outside of the pumpkin with a light coating of oil. Bake pumpkin and stew at 350 for 2 hours, or until pumpkin is tender. Serve wile [sic] hot. Be sure to get chunks of pumpkin in your stew, as they enhance the flavor of the stew.
Sounds quite tasty, actually. But I’m not the only one with pumpkin fever. Matt Davis has his own pumpkin soup recipe on his blog.
So what about you? Feel like sharing?
There's a hip new coffee shop in town. Heart just opened its doors at 2211 E Burnside Street (yep, that's just a few blocks from both Blend and Ruby's, and just next door to the pet store Meat). And because the ecosystem of Portland coffee shops requires that orders of hipness be quantified, let's say that it's classy hip a la Intelligentsia as opposed to cutesy hip or dirty hip (don't worry, I kind of want to stab myself for typing that sentence, too). It's actually a really nice space with big windows and beautiful dark wood floors, and there's a Random Order apple pie under glass just waiting for someone to order a slice. And bring it back to the Mercury office. For me.
I'm drinking a mocha that tastes like a latte but hell, it's day one, and at least the espresso is good. Someone who is not on deadline/trying to think of a new way to say "Jonathan Lethem blurs genre boundaries" could go drink a cup of real coffee and report back in the comments with more details, if they're so inclined. Heart does not yet exist on the internet, but I believe its hours are 7-4.
UPDATE! Hours are 7 am to 4 pm this week, and 6 am-7 pm after that.
UPDATE AGAIN! Website located.

"This study that we did with UCLA showed that regardless of income or ethnicity, adults who drink one or more soda a day are 27 percent more likely to be overweight or obese,"
That’s Dr. Harold Goldstein, from California’s Center for Public Health Advocacy, speaking with NPR’s Kelley Weiss. Right off the bat, the statistic seems pretty startling. But it’s designed to be startling. Goldstein is advocating for a soda tax to help pay for the nation’s healthcare overhaul.
Dan Savage had a bit to say about this awhile back. He supported the tax. Me? I’m not so sure.
A quick search for “soda tax” reveals that this idea has been around for quite awhile. But recently, proponents of using a soda tax to reclaim costs of major healthcare reform have grown even more vocal. The idea follows the same logic of other “sin taxes”: People are enjoying a product that is unhealthy for them. Their poor health is driving up medical costs. Therefore we should tax what they’re enjoying so they’ll enjoy it less and by default, become healthier. Meanwhile, the tax revenue will pay for the increased healthcare cost we already have. The sin here, I guess, is gluttony.
Smokers, you know the drill: Quit smoking, or take it with a nicotine smile.
Let’s get back to that “27 percent” statistic. Yeah, you drink soda and you’re more likely to be obese. But you know what? If you eat Doritos, you’re more likely to be obese. If you eat fried pies, you’re more likely to be obese. If you don’t get up and move your ass every once in awhile, you’re more likely to be obese. If you are poor, you’re more likely to be obese. If your job is going out to eat three to four times a week so you can publish your opinion in the food section of an alt-weekly, you’re more likely to be obese. There are, of course, exceptions.
Hey, you know what really makes people fat? Bacon! That shit is like a fat injection right into your fat ass. But we’re not going to tax bacon, are we?
Am I wrong to feel that a tax on soda seems both desperate and misguided? Am I?
Proponents suggest that the projected revenue from a small soda tax could bring in $150 billion dollars in revenue in a scant 10 years. And although it’s essentially conceding that less soda would be consumed, detractors say that a soda tax will lead to a $22 billion dollar loss in economic output.
When it comes down to it, it might be that my opinion is linked to directly to my own self-preservation. There is no way I’m coming to work if there’s a tax levied on soda. Fact is, the day that Erik Henriksen can’t afford to pay for his Dungeons and Dragons themed Jones Soda to chase down his daily smoothie made of Kit Kat bars and Where the Wild Things Are Berry Wild Slurpee™… Well… On that day the walls will run red with the blood of anyone who gets caught in the path of his blind rage.
But what’s your opinion, Blogtownies? Do tell.

Two of the fun lovinest places in NE North Portland are having anniversaries this month, and that means you get celebrate with them and reap the benefits.
First up is Saraveza [1004 N Killingsworth St.]. This bottle shop, pasty purveyor, and beer hall has been a Midwesterners Northeastern Shangri-La for one full year now. It’s also been embraced whole-heartedly by the beer community, becoming a kind-of sudsy social club for brewers and drinkers alike.
On October 17th the Killingsworth beer-joint will be celebrating a great first year with cake, bratwurst, a Russian River Consecration toast, and server selected taps. It’s a full day event, so make sure you stop in.
Next up, Flavour Spot [2310 N Lombard St. & the corner of Fremont and Mississippi] launches into SPOTfest:09 on October 24th to celebrate their anniversary. The beloved waffle stop has been keeping the denizens of Mississippi fed with all things sweet, hot, and cold for three years now and they are still going strong.
To make sure you know how strong they are, they’ve committed to serving you free waffles (!!!!!!) from 9 am to 3 pm [at the corner of Fremont and Mississippi], followed by a make your own sundae bar, followed by the Ms. Pac-Man tourney finals! All they ask is that you provide a can of food, a new pair of socks, or an unwrapped toy. An easy fee to enter into waffle Nirvana.
If you think you’re bad-ass enough at Ms. Pac-Man to rule the tournament, prelims start at Flavour Spot, October 17th at dark. Hey, maybe after you rock some Ms. Pac-Man you could go to Saraveza and eat some cake!
HEY!!!! I'M FUCKING FAT!!! AND I WANT MY FUCKING CHICKEN!!! Wait… what? NO, I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF THERE ARE CHILDREN ALL AROUND ME!!! I… WANT… MY… FUCKING… CHICKEN!!! 'CAUSE I'M FAT! AND I DON'T HAVE MY CHICKEN YET!!!
CHICKEN!!!!!
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