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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

The FDA May Approve a Daily Anti-Retroviral Drug for HIV-Negative Gay Men Who Don't Use Condoms

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, May 15, 2012 at 11:29 AM

The drug can significantly reduce new HIV infections when taken daily and used correctly. One big aspect of correct usage? Condoms:

If approved, the drug would be recommended for H.I.V.-negative people at high risk of becoming infected, like gay men who have multiple partners and do not use condoms consistently, prostitutes and people in relationships with someone who is H.I.V.-positive.... Perhaps the most serious concern is that some who take the drug will assume they no longer need condoms. But condoms are still necessary, because Truvada is not 100 percent effective. If people take the drug inconsistently and also skip condoms, they may wind up at even greater risk than they were before Truvada came along.

So guys who don't care enough about their health or the health of their partners to consistently use condoms in the first place will magically start using condoms once they're taking this drug. And this group of men—guys who don't think clearly about health issues and who also have trouble assessing risks or anticipating negative consequences—will need to take this drug daily, they'll have to take it religiously, otherwise...

Then there is the question of adherence. Skipping doses or using Truvada on occasion, as if it were a party drug, would invite both infection and the emergence of drug-resistant strains. But research shows that people are not good at sticking to the required daily regimen. In one major study, only 10 percent of the participants took Truvada as directed.

How does this drug help exactly? How does it not make things worse?

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Plan to Shift Some Suicide Calls from 911 Starts Next Week

Posted by Denis C. Theriault on Thu, May 10, 2012 at 12:59 PM

Starting next Tuesday, May 15, the Portland Police Bureau, the city's 911 dispatchers, and clinicians at Multnomah County's Mental Health Call Center will finally be ready to launch a long-overdue experiment that could pave the way for a dramatic shift in how suicide calls are handled.

Under a six-month pilot project approved yesterday by the Portland City Council, dispatchers will stop automatically calling the police out on all suicide calls. Instead, dispatchers will take a moment to assess each call and if certain conditions are met—if the caller isn't in public, posing an immediate danger to anyone else, or doesn't have a weapon—those calls will start going to the county's 24-hour call center. (National 24-hour hotlines are also available : 800-273-TALK and 800-SUICIDE.)

Update May 11: County spokesman David Austin clarifies that while city documents say May 15, calls may not start being transferred to the county center for a few more weeks. He says that while the county is ready to begin, the city yet hasn't finished training its dispatchers.//

The project launches as police officials work to develop (and find cash for) a specialized mental health unit that handle other calls involving mental illness, an idea first reported by the Mercury. It also follows the heavily publicized police shooting of a suicidal man, Bradley Morgan, this winter—a case that wouldn't have been part of the current phase of the call-transfer project.

"This is a first step for our organization to try to move some of our calls over to what I would say are more qualified mental health professionals," Lisa Turley, director of the Bureau of Emergency Communications, told the council. "It's a six-month pilot at this point, and we'll re-evaluate as we go."

The plan was announced months ago, and the agencies involved say they needed that time to develop "protocols" that, they felt, wouldn't endanger anyone. For instance, they settled a list of calls that will always go to police, no matter what:

• The suicidal subject is threatening to jump from a bridge or structure.
• The suicidal subject needs medical attention.
• The suicidal subject has a weapon and is outside/in public and not in a building or residence.
• The suicidal subject has a weapon inside a building or residence and other people are present.

"Lives are at stake," said Commissioner Amanda Fritz, who oversees BOEC, "so we didn't want to rush into something."

Advocates on mental illness and police issues also were on hand to offer their encouragement for a good first step—even as they warned that a public safety system that still sends most suicide calls (and mental health calls) to police "effectively criminalizes mental illness."

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Thursday, April 5, 2012

The Warrior Room

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Apr 5, 2012 at 12:29 PM

Yesterday evening I made the trek out to The Warrior Room in Milwaukie to check out two of the most prevalent workout trends of the times: 1) Kettlebells, those cast-iron handled weights that were introduced in the US from Russia (where they have been common since at least the early 18th century) in the early '00s that have been causing weight loss aficionados' hearts to flutter for their time-efficient, full-body exercise potential:

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And 2) the increasing trend of economy-stressed people moving away from the expense of hiring a personal trainer in favor of participation in less formal, small group training environments like the Warrior Room, where a maximum of six participants work out in a two-car garage under the watch of NESTA Certified SAQ Specialist and ACE Certified Personal Trainer Ashley Jensen, who also keeps one eye on a video monitor of the house's interior. Inside lives an elderly man (her partner's grandfather) suffering from dementia for whom Jensen works as an around-the-clock caretaker, occasionally leaving her "warriors" to their kettlebell repetitions to dash inside and assist him.

It's partly due to these circumstances that Jensen's rates are low (eight one-hour sessions: $64, unlimited monthly pass: $96) compared to other workouts with that level of personal attention, though she also feels strongly that people shouldn't neglect their fitness goals out of monetary concern. The class sizes (nine are offered each week, including one class for kids) help foster a tight-knit community. In the yard of the house they've created a community garden, swap healthy recipes, and support each other through monthly challenges and weekly competitions like sticking within daily calorie allotments or completing an additional number of reps of a certain exercise within one week's time.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Oregon Counties Ranked by Health

Posted by Alex Zielinski on Tue, Apr 3, 2012 at 1:44 PM

White = healthiest, dark green = unhealthiest
  • County Health Rankings
  • White = healthiest, dark green = unhealthiest

The Robert Wood Johnson Foundation and the University of Wisconsin teamed up to create this year's "County Health Rankings" —an annual survey ranking each state's county by health. And it's not just a fun map. The program aims to put health care analysis into the hands of communities, rather than leaving it at the national level. Its mission: "help communities create solutions that make it easier for people to be healthy in their own communities, focusing on specific factors that we known affect health, such as education and income."

For being the population magnet, industrial node and top metropolitan area that it is, Multnomah County didn't do too poorly. We're 14th on the "Health Outcomes" (read: death) list and 10th on the "Health Factors" list on a scale from 1 (Benton County, healthiest) to 33 (Jefferson County, not doing too hot). What's this vague scale based on, you ask?

Smoking rate (17 percent), obesity rate (24 percent), sexually treated disease rate (482 positive tests for Chlamydia out of 100,000 tested), uninsured rate (19 percent) and other health statistics factor into the ultimate ranking. Turns out, we haven't strayed far from last year's rankings. But hey, if you're feeling low about the score (or just relatively unhealthy) scoot over the Washington County (ranked 3rd) or Hood River County (ranked 2nd) and take some deep breaths.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

"Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer": The Poll!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 10:14 AM

Paul's earlier post—gloriously entitled "Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer"—was almost perfect. ALMOST. The one glaring omission is obvious: Hot dogs should be allowed to defend themselves against such slanderous charges. That's why we're going to have a Blogtown poll in which YOU speak for the hot dogs. To wit:

Monday, February 27, 2012

I Sweat With Richard Simmons

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Mon, Feb 27, 2012 at 6:25 PM

Not to get all travel diary on you, but I just came back from a trip to Los Angeles, and feel compelled to share with you the cheap thrill that is Richard Simmons' aerobics class:

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  • Laurel Rose

This was taken on Saturday afternoon by my friend Laurel right after we'd completed an hour and a half of "Richard Simmons Sweat!!!", the surprisingly (?) pervy, ridiculously amusing workout hosted three times a week at the Slimmons Studio in Beverly Hills by the 62-year-old motivational fitness celebrity at the totally worth it drop-in price of $12.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Mr. Goodbody Called, And He Wants His Pants Back

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Tue, Feb 7, 2012 at 12:46 PM

"This is an idea that we have been thinking about for a while," say the makers of these terrifying, biologically accurate leggings...

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  • Black Milk Clothing

To which I say, "Oh, Jesus Christ, why??!!!" It's been done (related: my parents once took us to see Mr. Goodbody live, and he canceled the show because he was sick—can you believe that shit?), and it's also been re-done. Please, please, put some pants on, girl.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

PDX's Syringe Exchange Program Loses Fed Funding

Posted by Alex Zielinski on Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:44 PM

Portland-based medical provider Outside In faces a serious cut in their revolutionary syringe exchange program, thanks to a drop in federal funding. The ever-rocky annual funding of this 23-year-old program depends on both the federal, county and city support. This year, the program barely sneaked by with a last minute allocation of $65,000 in one-time cash from the mayor's office.

In 1988, the federal government cemented a ban on any federal funding for needle exchanges, seeing it as a contradiction of its zero-tolerance policy for drug use. However, in 2009, President Obama overturned this ban, welcoming support of these statewide programs despite disapproving grumbles. Now, Obama has revoked this decision in legislation that also cut federal funding of low-income abortions in Washington, D.C. "The product of a tough negotiation," according to White House spokesman Adam Abrams.

To understand the local repercussions of this loss, I spoke with Outside In Executive Director Kathy Oliver.

Mercury: What portion of your annual funding relies on federal support?

Oliver: A very small portion, we get a total of $190 thousand from the city and county together and about a little more than $6 thousand from federal funds. The issue is not that it has a huge impact on our funding, but it's a huge step back in public policy.

Mercury: Do you think this cut is in relation to the stigma surrounding syringe programs, or solely a budgetary issue?

Oliver: It definitely feels like a political move. Unfortunately the federal governments no tolerance to drugs policy extends to drug users as well.

Mercury: How do you think our country can break this stigma?

Oliver: It's going to take a lot more education. We need people to understand that needle exchange programs are a bridge to treatment, not just a quick fix.

Mercury: Although the money isn't the main issue, what does this cut mean for the syringe exchange program financially?

Oliver: I think the major impact is not so much that we'll be turning people away, but that local funding is absolutely essential now, not just helpful. The fact that the city money was given to us this current year as one-time only makes me nervous. There needs to be a stable source.

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Friday, January 13, 2012

"It Appears You Have Coughed Up Your Cancer. Congratulations."

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Jan 13, 2012 at 2:44 PM

So said the UK doctor to the woman whose aggressive throat and mouth cancer was undetectable after a productive coughing fit. From the Daily Mail:

Claire Osborn went on holiday for two weeks with her lorry driver husband Kevin, 53, and when she returned home in November, doctors told she had cancer. "They said the cancer was inoperable and I should be prepared for chemotherapy and radiation therapy."

But then:

Claire was at home with her family in Coventry when she felt a scratching sensation in her throat on October 11 last year. After five minutes coughing she felt 'something dislodge' and fly out of her mouth. She said: 'I put a tissue over my mouth and felt something fleshy come up my throat. It looked like a strip of liver. I didn't really think too much about it and threw it away. The next day I was in the car with my son and the same thing happened again but this time the lump was much bigger, about 2cm long. I knew something was very wrong so I went straight to my GP who sent the tissue sample away for tests."

Turns out something was not very wrong but freakishly right:

Head and Neck surgeon Gary Walton, who treated Claire, said: 'This patient basically coughed up her cancerous tumour. The tissue which she coughed up was tested and there was a malignancy. It was suspected that this could have been part of a tumour elsewhere in the body but scans showed she was clear. It is very uncommon to cough up cancer, but she did it."

Full story here.

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

PDX Suicide Rates on the Rise

Posted by Alex Zielinski on Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 1:29 PM

Over the past month, more than five suicide attempts made headlines by their public presence (ie, on bridges, in parks). Last year, Portland police and firefighters responded to 198 suicides and attempts. So far this year, they've already dealt with 214 suicides. And the numbers continue to grow.

Oregon Partnership volunteer Caitlin Jones shares her personal experience with suicide
  • Oregon Partnership volunteer Caitlin Jones shares her personal experience with suicide

Just this morning, during Portland Police Bureau's press conference on the city's uptick in suicides, officers responded to a potential suicide on an I-205 overpass.

"It's the white elephant in the middle of the living room that no one wants to talk about," said Portland Fire & Rescue's Paul Corah. "But it's crucial we do."

PPB's Robert King went on to stress the importance of suicide prevention resources, connecting the issue to his own career. Each year, he said, 300 police officers commit suicide nationally — a higher number than any other work-related police deaths.

The conference also highlighted Oregon Partnership's work with suicide prevention. "Suicide stems from treatable things that could happen to anyone," OP's Tom Parker said. " There's just such a stigma built around it in our society."

So why the uptick? Parker turns to the economy. "We know the ongoing depth and length of the economy is key problem," he said. "And mental health care cutbacks don't help." Last month, Multnomah County Board of Commissioners voted to cut $5.56 million from county mental health services. While the state returned $4.7 million, the cut still hurts. For now, the police rely on "spreading the word" about suicide prevention resources — but will that be enough?

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Think About This

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Tue, Oct 11, 2011 at 1:29 PM

Monday, September 26, 2011

Buns of Steel and Lungs of Coal

Posted by Dominic Holden on Mon, Sep 26, 2011 at 9:44 AM

The Atlantic:

New research has found that bicycle commuters inhale more than twice the amount of black carbon particles as pedestrians making a comparable trip. That healthy bike ride to and from work might be getting you out of a car, but it’s not getting you out of the way of the automobile emissions.

The study, led by Professor Jonathan Grigg from Barts and the London School of Medicine, looked at bicycle and pedestrian commuters in London to determine whether different modes of travel exposed commuters to higher levels of black carbon. By comparing levels of carbon in the lungs of five healthy bicycle commuters to the levels of five healthy pedestrian commuters, the researchers found a large disparity. The bicycle commuters had 2.3 times more black carbon in their lungs. They claim that the probability of this happening by chance is less than one percent.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Mapping the Superbug

Posted by Alex Zielinski on Wed, Sep 21, 2011 at 5:14 PM

Modern medicine is both a blessing and a curse. While we create new drugs to battle diseases, over time, germs develop immunities to such antibiotics. This vicious cycle has led to one slightly terrifying trend: the rise of drug-resistant germs.

The global health nonprofit Center for Disease Dynamics, Economics & Policy has created the "ResistanceMap" to broaden international awareness on growing drug resistances across the globe as well as thoroughly creep you out. If you have OCD, this isn't the map for you.

The South faces more antibiotic-resistant drugs
  • Center for Disease Dynamics
  • The South faces more antibotic-resistant drugs

Northwest's lookin' pretty good, comparably.

The map can also be broken down to specific diseases, ranging from E. coli to pneumonia. On the international scale, The United States looks a lot better off than the other documented countries, especially Eastern Europe. Check out the pneumonia stats: The US got a resistance score on 19 on a scale of 100, while Greece got a 90. Yikes.

Keep washing your hands, folks. And lay off the spanakopita.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Blogtown Programming Update: Live Coverage of Prostate Exam Cancelled

Posted by Blogtown Management Services on Fri, Sep 16, 2011 at 2:14 PM

Due to technical difficulties, we will not be live blogging editor Wm. Steven Humphrey's annual prostate exam as previously scheduled. We apologize for any inconvenience.

In its absence, Blogtown (in association with CBS) encourages all men to get their prostates examined regularly—after all, Hanukkah's right around the corner!


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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Watch the New Nurses Video! Listen to the New Nurses Album!

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 1:44 PM

The pre-release chitter around the new Nurses album has increased to a dull roar, and fittingly, here's the brand-new video for "Fever Dreams," which was filmed and edited by Nurses themselves. (Suck it, McG!) It's full of abstract images and Aaron Chapman's face painted various shades, at times bringing to mind the opening credits of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It's also nice to see that Nurses use those energy-saving light bulbs.

Not enough Nurses for you? You can stream the whole record, Dracula, exclusively over at Yours Truly right now.

Still not enough Nurses for you? They're doing three in-store performances a week from today (September 20, the day of the album's release) plus a release show at Holocene on Thursday, September 22.

If that is not enough Nurses for you, you may need actual medical attention. (See what I did there!)

End Hits: You see, I said "medical attention," and the band's name is... OH FORGET IT.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Faith Healing Strikes Again

Posted by Alex Zielinski on Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 12:29 PM

It's been a mere three months since the parents of an Oregon City child were convicted for neglecting their infant on the basis of 'faith healing' (depending on prayer instead of necessary medical aid). However, another couple from the same church congregation are on trial for not only neglecting their son's health, but letting him die without proper medical care. This marks the fourth case in two years where members of OC's Followers of Christ church have gone to trial for refusing medical assistance for their child.

Here, Dale and Shannon Hickman, members of Followers of Christ church, turned to prayer when their premature baby with bacteria-infected lungs faced death. Refusing medical assistance, their 9-hour-old son, David, died. Now they face a potentially 5-week-long trial, starting today, in the Clackamas County Court.

This case follows the Oregon House's March approval of a bill removing any legal protection for parents who rely on faith healing to medical care for their child. Instead of spiritual treatment being regarded a defense for all homicide charges, these devout parents will be subject to Oregon's Measure 11 for manslaughter.

Out of the three previous cases, two led to manslaughter convictions — the other was let go based on the parents' 'misunderstanding'. With this new law fully cemented in the system, it's hard to see this undoubtedly drawn-out trial, chock full with testimonies from medical and religious representatives, going any other way.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Taking a Stand for Veggies

Posted by Alex Zielinski on Tue, Aug 30, 2011 at 1:14 PM

Twinkies may be on the chopping block this next election, if OSPIRG has its way.

This morning, Oregon Student Public Interest Research Group members petitioned to cut as much as $30 billion from federal government subsidies that lower prices on unhealthy food. Along with general national health, OSPIRG hopes to target childhood obesity, which has taken a spike in the past years. Stationed outside of Lloyd Farmer’s Market, the group compared a pile of unhealthy foods — Sno Balls, potato chips, chocolate syrup — to a cornucopia of fruits and vegetables. OSPRIG's David Gamburd compared the prices between the piles, illustrating the significant difference in cost.

“People get that this food is unhealthy, but they don’t understand that it’s their tax dollars going towards these subsidies,” said Gamburd. "That's the real issue."

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  • Hostess Zingers didn't make the cut.

Titled “The Price is Wrong,” the national USPIRG campaign aims to eliminate the major agribusiness influence on government subsidies in the 2012 election. However, Gamburd said that they have no position on what to do with the money if it is cut. “For now, we’re just attacking it at the ground level,” he said.

Representative Earl Blumenauer's office is supporting the local campaign, and sent a statement (his spokeswomen wasn't able to make it due to the Mt. Hood fire) to the group to read at today's event. The letter focused on local farms, which these subsidies originally meant to help, and the necessity of regaining a local economy.

For now, OSPIRG aims to roam the streets for support and hold similar events prior to the 2012 election, in hopes of taking a bite out of the corn syrup-laden grub.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Do Not Feed Donuts to Your Obese Children...

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 9:59 AM

...feed 'em Mars Bars and Snickers instead:

Children and adolescents who eat candy tend to weigh less than their non-consuming counterparts, according to a new study published in Food & Nutrition Research, a peer-reviewed journal. This is potentially important news given the current state of the childhood obesity epidemic. But lead researcher Carol O'Neil, PhD, MPH, LDN, RD, Louisiana State University Agricultural Center, wants to ensure the study is put into perspective.

"The study illustrates that children and adolescents who consume candy are less likely to be overweight or obese," O'Neil said. "However, the results of this study should not be construed as a hall-pass to overindulge. Candy should not replace nutrient-dense foods in the diet; it is a special treat and should be enjoyed in moderation."

This is a potentially important detail: "This research project was supported by the USDA Agricultural Research Service through specific cooperative agreement 58-6250-6-003. Partial support was received from the USDA Hatch Project LAB 93951. Partial support was also received from the National Confectioners Association."

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Inside the Drained (Urine-Free!) Mount Tabor Reservoir

Posted by Denis C. Theriault on Tue, Jun 28, 2011 at 4:14 PM

Ever wonder what a nearly 8 million gallon municipal reservoir looks like without any of its water? No? Well, here's your chance anyway. The O sent a reporter out to check on the reservoir city officials decided to drain after a drunk fellow peed into it earlier this month. It's short. Unlike the duration of the global controversy that flared after the city decided to pull the plug.

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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Washington Hippies Kill More Children Than Oregon Hippies

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jun 2, 2011 at 3:58 PM

Goldy, up at our sister blog Slog, posted this interesting rant today, and I thought I'd share because it concerns YOU, too.

Washington state is filled with stupid fucking Jenny-McCarthy-worshiping, anti-vaccine hippies, according to a new study published in the Centers for Disease Control's widely respected (but awfully named) Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report. According to the study, Washington ranks among the worst in meeting childhood vaccination targets, ranging between 88 and 93 percent for "required" vaccinations like polio, whooping cough, measles, hepatitis B, and chickenpox. The national target is 95 percent. But even more embarrassing, we now lead the nation in parent-signed exemptions at 6.2 percent, a rate that has more than doubled over the past decade.

Stupid fucking Jenny-McCarthy-worshiping hippies.

Naturally, I was curious to see how Oregon ranked nationally in parent-signed exemptions, and discovered we come in FOURTH.
1) Washington = 6.2%
2) Vermont = 5.8%
3) Alaska = 5.5%
4) Oregon = 5.4%
5) Michigan = 4.4%

FOURTH = NOT... GOOD. More from Goldy:

Note to hippies: Vaccines do not cause autism! They just don't. And there is zero non-fraudulent science to suggest otherwise. But what vaccines are proven to do is save lives and avert unneeded suffering. So get your damn kids vaccinated!

You can read the rest of his post here.

Monday, May 9, 2011

"I'm Gonna Puke!"

Posted by Alison Hallett on Mon, May 9, 2011 at 2:46 PM

I'm sick today. In lieu of a post I put any effort into, I submit to you the best cinematic vomit scene of all time.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Yoga Boogaloo

Posted by Courtney Ferguson on Thu, Mar 24, 2011 at 10:44 AM

I'm a bit of a free yoga connoisseur—you say, "free and/or cheap down dog," and I'm there. So this March event at Sound Roots School of Music is super tempting, but a few red flags are bursting bright in my control center. Read on, yogis.

You have never done yoga like this before! This mixed level vinyasa yoga series is good for beginners to advance-level students, it's set to modern and past musical icons like Michael Jackson, Aretha Franklin, Phish [Eeeeek!—Eds.], Madonna, P-Funk, and more! We are offering six classes per week—each day with a different musical theme (funk, pop, disco, etc.). The class blends serious yoga with fun grooves and is a whole new way to think of yoga. Sound awesome? You haven't heard the best part...its all FREE for the whole month of March!! Come shake your 'asana' as many times as you want for the entire month and check out this fun new series.

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Sound Roots School of Music
3954 N Williams

The cognitive dissonance of "free" and "jam-band yoga" is filling my head with smoking and beeping and short-circuiting. Anyone been? I love the idea of yoga with MJ and Madonna and P-Funk, as it would be nice to practice without the annoying "hari krishna" chanting in the background, but so many things could go wrong (see Thursday: Surrender to the Phlow: Vinyasa Yoga and Phish). I'll try to give it a shot next week and report back.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Jesus Christ, What Did Peoples' Bones Ever Do to Steven Seagal?

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Tue, Mar 22, 2011 at 10:29 AM

Over at the always-delightful FilmDrunk, editor Oliver Noble has painstakingly assembled (eh? EH?) a nearly four-minute-long video that contains every bone that's ever been broken by Steven Seagal. In movies, I mean. I imagine if this video included all of Seagal's real-life bone-breakings, it would go on for like three hours.

All of its cracking, crunching, screaming, whimpering, and thick-tongued quipping aside, this video made me realize something: The fatter Steven Seagal gets, the more he seems to enjoy hurting people. I guess that makes sense, when you think about it.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Questions for a Monday Morning

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Mar 21, 2011 at 9:05 AM

A Canadian writes...

I came across a website that a woman created to promote a contest she is running. She's having a raffle for people who donate money to her best friend's sister, who has liver cancer, to cover the cost of her astronomical cancer-related medical bills. These bills are just for drugs and copays, which boggles my mind. Emily—the cancer patient—is a lesbian who lives in Kansas. Because she is a lesbian who lives in Kansas, she cannot be listed as a spousal dependant on her partner's insurance, so she must pay for these meds herself.

I live in Canada, and this is probably why I cannot understand how this. Please, explain to this confounded canuck two things. Firstly, why the hell is your country so hung up on the purported evils of socialized medicine? No one else is growing broke paying for medical care in other industrialized countries. Other countries—including my own—have healthy workforces. It's all funded from our taxes. What's the big deal?

Secondly, and no offence, but, what the fuck is wrong with your country? Why do people insist on making other people's lives a living hell (it's fucking cancer!) and deny basic rights like health care because they want to fuck people of the same sex? What does sexuality have to do with health care, or why does your country think it does? I don't get it. Really. Enlighten this incredibly lucky Canadian.

Colour Me a Confused Canadian

I find myself wondering about the sanity of my fellow Americans whenever I head up Canada to go snowboarding, a trip that takes us through northern Idaho. I can't count the number of times I've seen posters promoting fundraisers for sick people—sick children all too often—who don't have health coverage and whose families are being bankrupted by medical bills.

The redder the state, the more desperate the need for socialized medicine; the more desperate the need, the more rabid the support for politicians who oppose socialized medicine. But, hey, at least those politicians are makin' sure the queers can't get married. That's worth a few dead kids, ain't it?

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Your Morning Relaxation

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Mar 2, 2011 at 9:59 AM

Here, in glorious slow motion, set to soothing calming music, is a tubby guy getting shot in the gut 50 times by a Mach 11 style airsoft gun. It's like dew drops falling on the lake of your soul, guys!



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