
The PDX Pop-Up Shop program—part of the Downtown Marketing Initiative—has claimed another victory in its quest to fill the empty storefronts in Portland's city center. Trillium Artisans, the non-profit aimed at supporting low-income artists in their development of sustainable small business plans, has kept a storefront on SE Foster since 1999, but as one of four holiday pop-ups in the 2011 edition of the program, they've tasted the success that visibility and foot traffic can bring and have reopened permanently at 318 SW Taylor after having gone dark with the others after the close of the season on December 31. Trillium celebrates its grand re-opening today, so stop in from 4-5:30 these evening to browse around with some wine and cheese, and take 10% off all items today through the 11th.
While Trillium wasn't my favorite of the four 2011 pop-ups—that would have been Boys' Fort—its eclectic brand of environmentally minded (all products must be at least 50% recycled/reclaimed materials) adds a nice counterpoint to other recent, more corporate additions like Sephora, the new Nike store, and... the new Target store moving into the Galleria, which has been openly discussed for months but has today gotten final confirmation.
The city has something of a reputation for fending off big box stores whose politics aren't up to Portland's liberal snuff, but the push to revitalize downtown overrides such concerns. The fact that confirmation of this comes on the very same day as Trillium's celebration seems like a healthy indicator that downtown can handle both ends of the commercial scale. Target's not slated to open until 2013, though, so fair warning to downtown boutiques and shoppers alike. Oh, and Wieden + Kennedy too; living close to an ex can be so awkward.
For some inscrutable reason, Grimm decided not to suck last night. Going into the episode, I had a feeling of resignation, that would just be another installment of a C-grade cop show with fantasy creatures thrown in for window dressing. It wasn’t. Last night’s episode was actually kind of good. Was it brain-shatteringly awesome? No, not at all. But, it was well-crafted, fun to watch, and if every episode were like this, Grimm would be a pretty solid horror/fantasy show.
The plot revolved around fairy tale beasties using ground up human organs as herbal enhancements of sorts. Monroe mentions that dried and ground up man-balls apparently work just like Viagra for him and his, and that lots of beasties will pay copious amounts of dollars for the opportunity turn people-parts into tea. The organ traffickers are found to be preying off of homeless kids (more specifically, these homeless kids) by getting them into a free clinic. From there, the evil beastie-doctors drag them out to the woods, harvest their organs, and sell them in an herb shop to fairy tale critters who want to snort ground-up gallbladder. Nick and Hank of course busted up the organ ring, saved some cute homeless kids, and along the way some real, actual character development and world building happened. Imagine that!
This episode also showed off a whole lot of Portland. The details about what parts of our fair city got spackled onto the TV, as well as my blitheringly enthusiastic exclamations about why this episode didn’t suck, after the jump.
I do a lot of walking about town. And I usually see a lot of interesting sights on these walkabouts, like OMG I saw cherry blossoms in bloom the other day and the heather is going crazy (just wait 'til the winter daphne starts flowering—that's when the whole town smells like spilled lemoncello). Maybe you've seen them on your rambles, but some artsy gang out there has been papering the city with little brightly colored Kurt Russell stickers, and now it looks like they've moved on to another icon:
Look, I promise I'm not trying to troll you guys when I post stuff like this, or that Brokelandia video from yesterday—which got at least one of you really buttsore (you know who you are), and inspired this quote from The Frisky: "After all, Portlandia spawned an awful Brooklyn parody called Brokelandia (don’t watch it, it’s truly appalling)." Anyway, speaking of The Frisky, they came up with the following Venn Diagram which pretty much sums up the differences between ourselves and Brooklyn.

Get More: Cake, Mustache Man (Wasted), Music, More Music Videos
Whatever. It's a great video, with lots of terrible costumes, girls in bikinis, men in drag, and a magical van—and it climaxes in a dance-off. What more could you ask for? It helps that "Mustache Man" is the best song I have heard from Cake since 1997***, being a wholly palatable example of their lightly funkified, bro-tastic dude rock. (Ugh. I think I just grew a soul patch typing that sentence.)
*math may be slightly inaccurate
**insert preemptive joke about MTV not showing videos anymore
***note: it is the only Cake song I have heard since 1997
UGGGGGHHHHNNNNNHHHHHH!!!! (Sigh.) Here's the story from TV Line:
[The Simpsons] has tapped Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein — the stars of IFC’s Portland-influenced comedy series — to lend their voices to an episode set to air next fall (during the show’s 24th season).The duo will play part of a “cool” family that moves from Portland to Springfield and becomes the Simpsons’ new neighbors. Homer desperately tries to befriend them, but Marge is skeptical that being cool isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. The episode is called “The Day the Earth Stayed Cool.”
UGGGGGHHHHNNNNNHHHHHH!!!! Oh... wait, there's more.
Exec producer Al Jean deadpanned of Armisen and Brownstein’s casting, “They’re the best thing to come out of Portland since everything our show took out of Portland.”
Okay, that's kind of funny.
...okay, kind of a funny asshole.

Translation for the non-Twitter enabled: If it snows, Portlanders on twitter will use the hashtag #pdxtst to talk about the weather in deliberately hyperbolic terms—the hashtag stands for Twitter! Storm! Team!, and it originated as a joke about the media's breathless coverage of Portland weather, though it's since seeped into more serious mainstream usage as well; backstory here—while Portlandia fans across the country follow along and think we're serious and laugh and laaaaaugh. Well played, Portlandia Twitter account.
Our city's most festive collective, Pancake Breakfast, has a new single for this young, new year, and hey! It's about the city where you live!
"PortlandtownUSA" (my spellcheck does not recognize "PortlandtownUSA" as a word—however, my spellcheck also does not recognize the word "spellcheck") is a one-off from Mike Midlo and the Pancakers. ("Pancakers" too? Jesus, spellcheck.) After a hymn-like intro, it turns into a rowdy boot-stomper with folk, country, and mariachi influences. True to the nature of its Portland subject, clouds and rain play starring roles.
The "PortlandtownUSA" single is up on Bandcamp right now and will be available via other digital retailers on January 17. In the meantime, Pancake Breakfast play a release show at downtown jazz club Jimmy Mak's (221 NW 10th) on Friday, January 13 and then embark on a national tour, where presumably Midlo will, nightly, be singing this song that's about wanting to come home.
End Hits: Let the rain fall down.
More retailers are flocking to fill in the remaining empty retail spaces in downtown Portland's happening "West End" neighborhood. First, Pinkham Millinery is giving up its longtime spot in Morgan's Alley and moving in across the street from Frances May, with a projected opening date of January 4. Shortly thereafter, Pearl District shop Parallel will reopen next door at 1016 SW Washington, with an estimated opening January 15. Stay tuned for details on related grand opening festivities.

But praise for the small-scale plan—merely one attempt to offer relief for the city's ever-increasing homeless population—was quickly overwhelmed by demands from activists and the houseless that the city also find a way to stay fines and code penalties aimed at Right 2 Dream Too, the self-managed tent refuge that sprang up two months ago at NW 4th and Burnside.
Their argument: Right now if you're homeless in Portland, and you can't make it into a crowded shelter but want to sleep some place somewhat safe and dry—whether in a car or a tent or a sleeping bag—you'll have to break the law. Yes, the pilot project will help people with cars, they said, but what about all the people who can't afford a vehicle. Or insurance. Or registration.
"It's a tentative step. It's a timid step," said Erick Heroux, an Occupy Portland organizer, one of the two dozen people who testified on the resolution—often to applause, in a departure from the decorum typically enforced by Mayor Sam Adams (who, along with Amanda Fritz, was absent today.)
"You're caught between a rock and a hard place," Heroux followed, "between the Portland Business Alliance and all the people who are here today [The PBA sent a letter offering qualified support but also asking Fish to clearly state that this won't lead to legal camping]."
I'm not entirely sure the following can be legitimately defined as "Sketch Comedy." As a fair amount of my peers can attest to, this clip from season two of Portlandia feels more like an Unsolved Mysteries-styled dramatic re-enactment, capturing the slow descent into mania that has afflicted many viewers of fine television since 2004:
Also - I get the sense neither Carrie Brownstein or Fred Armisen have actually watched Battlestar Galactica because the first thing people do upon finishing the finale is to stumble towards the nearest online-enabled device within reach and fight with people on the internet about it. Much like what will probably happen in the comments section below.
Portlandia season two premieres January 6th.
Green Dragon Brewery in Southeast Portland used to face an ugly surface parking lot ringed by a barbed wire fence. No more! Now it faces a jail.

I am super, super sick, which means I am in bed attempting/failing to watch Community through a NyQuil haze/in between disgusting bouts of gut-churning nausea. So I do not have anything clever or original or smart to say about this trailer for ParaNorman, which is the latest from local, Nike-funded stop-motion studio Laika, and their follow-up to Coraline. It looks like The Sixth Sense, but you know, wacky and stuff. God, stop-motion movies take forever to make. Didn't Coraline come out in like 1732. Anyway look here's a video thing and someone bring me Saltines please, also Alison Brie is the best
Most likely, you are familiar with Portland's Dill Pickle Club, which is dedicated to "broadening knowledge of Portland’s past, present and future." If you've always wanted to get involved, now may be your chance: Through this Friday (Dec 10) they're soliciting ideas for their winter series of thematic tours, titled "Peripheries." If enjoy vague, open-ended challenges as a starting point for your creative projects, this could be for you: "DPC currently seeks proposals for tours exploring our “PERIPHERIES” theme, with the overall goal of broadening our collective understanding about aspects of the city that may otherwise go unrecognized. While we do not have a definitive definition of “PERIPHERIES,” one can interpret it in multiple ways: physical places located on the outskirts of the city or metaphorically as in people, places and ideas on the margins."
This could be the perfect opportunity to guide your fellow townspeople through the hidden gems of outer East Portland, our city's social services programs, non-English speaking citizens, right wingers in liberal Portland—the possibilities are endless, really. Go here to submit your idea.

The Portland Santa company has been contracted to do the whole elf, snow, wish list rigamarole at Portland's downtown department store for 28 years, according to owner Joe Hawes. But this summer, the team got a call that Macy's across the country would be switching to an East Coast vendor to run and staff their Santalands. Sorry, Portland Santas, y'all are booted.
Worse, says Hawes, the other vendor is hiring Santas with costume beards.
"The style they do is a charicature of Santa," says Hawes, whose company's two bearded Santas have been working Christmas in Portland for 12 and eight years, respectively. "We’ve always had naturally bearded santas who play the role of Santa for year after year. The experience is dramatically different. The children come in and identify with an indivudual rather than a costumed character."
Instead of giving up Santaland, though, Portland's veteran Santas are setting up shop right around the corner at a their own rival Santaland in Pioneer Square. They're relocating all the parts of their traditional Macy's display to the Square starting December 14th.
I left a message with Macy's spokesperson seeking comment. The response on Portland Santa's Facebook page, meanwhile, has been one of shock and horror.

In the comments to my whiny rain post this morning, commenter Super Chundy mentioned a Susan Orlean New Yorker article about umbrella design:
Hollinger's umbrella project [....] was set in motion in november of 2004, on a particularly lousy, wet day in Boston. Hollinger was walking through downtown on his way to the Chase Gallery to install his sculptures for a solo show. Ahead of him on the sidewalk was a man fighting with a tattered umbrella, which was funnelling rain onto the man's back rather than shearing it away from him. The futility and anguish of humankind's relationship with the umbrella stuck in Hollinger's mind. Later that afternoon, at the gallery, he watched as the wind punched umbrellas sideways and then bounced them off cars parked along Newbury Street. He had always liked umbrellas, and often sketched them, because he found them aesthetically interesting, but this was the first time that he considered them as dysfunctional objects that might benefit from being reinvented. Stephanie Walker, who was then the director of the gallery, was watching the umbrella massacre with him. Knowing the way Hollinger's mind works, she wasn't surprised when he emerged a month later with a new vision for an umbrella and a patent application covering dozens of mechanical improvements.
It's about the history of the umbrella and an inventor attempting to improve its design, which sort of makes it the quintessential Susan Orlean article. Read it. And now I want one of these.

I want to start an Oregonians-with-umbrellas meme, who's with me? (Also, if anyone has any tips on sturdy umbrella brands, I could use 'em—this happened on the Burnside Bridge this morning and for 20 minutes it was like I was the protagonist in a movie about a high school nerd who eventually gets the girl but I was stuck in an early establishing shot of just how pathetic his life is.)
Obviously, everything about Portland is terrible at this moment. It is raining super hard and windy and my cat was in a super bad mood this morning and kept biting me on the foot and suicide actually seemed like a viable alternative to getting out of bed. So I looked to the internet for encouragement (never a bad idea) and found this Lifehacker article about ways to "make waking up comfortable and pleasurable (instead of punishing)," which encouraged me to:
1. Stretch.
2. Consider a "scented oil diffuser (perhaps put on a timer) with oils that are supposed to be energizing, like citrus" (?? do I live in a Turkish harem? I do not.)
3. Make a sunrise simulator.
Fuck that. I need a new umbrella.
On Friday night I was lucky enough to wind up with a golden ticket into a very small, private preview of a local film coming through the chutes, City Baby. The purpose of the screening was to get feedback, and while first-time director David Morgan kept insisting that the sound had a lot of work yet to be done, it seemed pretty polished. I know at least two people in the audience suggested that they alter the ending scene, so I'm going to leave them room to do that or not, and make any other adjustments before addressing the film in any real critical way, but you might want a heads up that this is on its way:
Featuring show scenes where Glass Candy and Starfucker play live, the film is fun to watch all the way through, and when it's not too busy being glam, there are some pretty casually hilarious moments thrown in as well as some believable female interactions (I think I'm safe giving at least partial credit to Benesh for this, being that she and Morgan, who are incidentally also a couple, co-wrote the script). When the opening for this is announced, my guess is you will hear plenty about it; it's way to cool-kid not to garner its share of hype (am I the first?). But in the closing months of a really satisfying year for Portland films, knowing this one is on the horizon will tide me over till the new year.
At least once a week, I meet a Portlander from a different state. Granted, I fall within that category, but it's always wild how many folks come from so far away to be a part of the Portland experience. How many, you ask? Lucky for us, Forbes has made a fun interactive map showing how many people migrate to and out of a specific county and where they originate from or end up.
Since 2006, Multnomah County's inbound migration has outnumbered its outbounders — with transplants arriving from all 50 states (mostly the Northeast and, strangely, a large portion of Arizona). Not a big surprise.
The more interesting info is where Portland natives flee to. Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia and North Carolina (and, again Arizona...what's with this trade route?) appear to be the reigning magnets for Portland locals who escape. What does this mean? I expect you to provide the answers.
Check out the entire map, split up by year, here.

This is the last weekend of the Northwest Filmmakers' Festival at the NW Film Center, and if you've been saving up your movie chips, now's the time to cash them in. The next couple days are packed with some of the most impressive films to have ever come out of the region. Seriously!
Tonight my top pick is The Wanteds: The Part of Rock And Roll They Never Tell You About, which begins as a cringe-y tour documentary following Tommy Harrington's painfully earnest attempt at making a name for himself as a musician in empty rooms across America. When Harrington's girlfriend turns up pregnant, though, it becomes a million times more serious and emotionally urgent, relevant to anyone whose ever had to balance their ambitions with failure and responsibility (that's everyone, right?). And then it gets much, much darker. Portland director Stephanie Smith had no way of knowing that her fairly lighthearted project was going to end up having this much gravitas, but damn—nice catch.
Tomorrow's top two are behind the cut.
Portland retail continues to roll along its merry way this week. Over the weekend, the new outpost from the people who were among the first to define Portland's independent boutique scene with Local35, softly opened its doors. Called Machus, it's taken up residence in the big corner space of the BSide6 building at 542 E Burnside. It's still finding its sea legs and developing a brand list, but as of now it feels like a an even more urbane, slightly industrial shop with tough accessories and stiff A.P.C. denim swinging alongside Alexander Wang tees and Band of Outsiders pieces.


Now that this year's downtown holiday pop-up projects (in which unleased storefronts downtown are "activated" by temporary shops during the big shopping season thanks to a concert of private and government agencies, at minimal cost to the shops) are up and running, I'm already thinking about next year, and maybe you should be too. Curious, I asked Downtown Retail Development Manager Lisa Frisch about the process for initiating such a shop. Peep her explanations below, and get those wheels turning. 2012 will be here before we know it.
MERCURY: Should people should contact you directly with proposals, or go through someone
else? What is the preferred contact route?
LISA FRISCH: Yes, interested parties should send the questions my way, either by phone or email. I then collect and present to the group, which includes Cori Jacobs, Downtown Retail Advocate, Katherine Krajnak from PDC, Courtney Ries from the Downtown Marketing Initiative. We have monthly meetings, but also are in contact almost daily.
When should people come forward with proposals? What is too early, what is too late?
People can come forward with proposals anytime during the year. We do have available space other times of the year besides the holidays. We recommend beginning the process in July for a Pop Up that begins in
November—this will give time for artisans and designers to create stock in time for shop opening. The actual lease signing occurs in October, with access to the space given two to three weeks before the shop opens.
How fully formed do the ideas need to be? Do you require a formal business plan or do you work with people to flesh out revenue models, etc.?
The initial proposal can be verbal and we do like the operator to describe the concept to us via direct conversation. After that, werequire a one page proposal along with details about the merchandise the
shop will carry, including product pictures. We do work with some pop-ups to refine business plans and P&Ls [profit and loss statements], especially those who are interested in becoming a permanent retail shop. We have many business support resources to call upon.
Are you open to other types of pop-ups besides retail, for instance pop-up restaurants? Or do you prefer that every pop-up at least have a retail element?
Our PDX Pop up shop program focuses on apparel, gifts items, and some art. Food and beverage tends to be difficult to support through a pop up shop because it may set off additional permitting needs (ie bathrooms) and make the process more complex and costly for both the property owner and the shop operator.
Additional info from Frisch is after the cut!

That's right: It's a handy guide for Portland's North and Northeast quadrants, with tons of listings, places to eat, shops, and more—and it's specially tailored just for wizards.
Talented Mercury intern/cartoonist Suzette Smith did countless hours of unpaid, thankless research—the best kind of research!—to find out what makes wizards tick: where they prefer to shop, where they like to dine, what sort of pointy hats fit the best. (We suspect she's part wizard herself.) We also got our dear friend Ross the Wizard—who, full disclosure, has been on the Mercury payroll for quite some time; how do you think we get those thousands of papers all over town in a single night?—to model for the guide. Our director of circulation also makes a cameo.
Plus! Lovely, wizardy maps from Paul Windle! Enchanting photography by Brenton Salo! Just the sort of inane cheekiness you expect from the Mercury, in a slightly smaller format. It's our Wizard's Guide to Northside, and yes, it's slightly puzzling.
...And because some of you internet grumblers are too lazy to drag yourself away from the computer for five seconds to score yourself a copy—we made an online version just for you.
Click here to see a pdf version of the Northside Neighborhood Guide!
Click here to launch an online-reader version of the Northside Neighborhood Guide!
Which homeless person in this picture is a fake homeless person? The answer may surprise you!

The answer after the jump.
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