At the advice of everyone in the world (including the Pulitzer Prize committee) I've picked up Cormac McCarthy's The Road. But reading that post-apocalyptic story at night and about The Great Recession during the day, my global outlook has turned grim. The banks will collapse. Sarah Palin will become president. The world will turn to ashes. We will eat each other.
So in this mindset I was riding my bike today along Alberta and wound up behind a guy hauling a trailer full of aluminum cans scavenged from trash piles. The father and son in The Road are in a similar situation, collecting in a grocery cart every useful scrap they find and seeing value in items tossed out long ago by society, so I stopped to talk to the can collector about his perspective on the task that will soon be everyone's livelihood.
The can collector goes by the name Diver and turned out to be surprisingly good-humored. The back of his can trailer reads "Trailer Trash: Landfill Reduction Specialist."

"How much do you make in a day usually?" I asked.
"It depends what's in the dumpsters," Diver replied, "One time I made $5,000 off a single dumpster!" He explained that a couple times he's found gold and jewelry in dumpsters, what he imagines is families cleaning out dead people's condos and not wanting to take the time for an estate sale. There's no good, reliable big-win dumpsters, he says, "It's purely random, like a slot machine." Besides, his favorite dumpsters he keeps secret. Once a dumpster gets popular, it's all over. "It'll get locked up. Some people, they don't have couth, they're not ethical," Diver explained, becoming the only person besides myself I've ever heard use the word 'couth', "They'll leave a mess, hang out by the dumpster."
"How much do you think you make a year?" I asked.
"I'd say about $50,000," Diver said. I didn't believe him AT ALL, so he explained the economics. He gets some cash for bottles and dead grandmother's jewelry, but also factors in half of retail value for all the clothes and food he finds, like his current pair of sweet black and yellow DVS sneakers. Dumpster diving all year round, Diver says he also spends ten hours a week volunteering for the Christian charity organization where he lives.
And while the stock market has left our career prospects and 401Ks shaky, Diver says this is a good year for bottles and cans: "I say that I've been doin' this since I was 13 and this year I'm getting a raise."
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