Portland Mercury: Blogtown, PDX: Gossip http://www.portlandmercury.com . en-us Copyright 2008Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:00:01 MST Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:14:38 MST Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss A Picture is Worth $15 Million Dollars http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Blog?blog=41935&oid=860083 Wm.™ Steven Humphrey As you may have heard, People magazine paid Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt $15 million for the honor of publishing pictures of the celeb's new baby twins.

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THAT'S not a $15 million photo. THIS is a $15 million photo!

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A young, hot Brad Pitt lounging on (and possibly impregnating) a leopard? That's not worth $15 million. That's PRICELESS!

]]> Gossip Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:55:33 MST Portland Mercury Andy Dick Arrested; Still Owes Me 20 Bucks http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Blog?blog=41935&oid=844472 Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Have I mentioned I went to college with comedian Andy Dick? We weren't super tight, but we knew each other, and he still owes me $20 for a pizza that I paid for, and that he ate. That being said, this is what he looks like now in a police booking photo taken last night.

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Here are the gory and hilariously depressing details of his arrest, courtesy of The Smoking Gun:

Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident occurred outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant). During a search of Dick, police discovered a small amount of marijuana in his pants pocket and a single Xanax pill for which he did not have a prescription. An "extremely intoxicated" Dick was booked into the Southwest Detention Center, where bail was set at $5,000.

Hey Riverside County police department! Can you maybe make that bail $5,020?


]]> Gossip Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:58:38 MST Portland Mercury Don't Mess with Das Gut! http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Blog?blog=41935&oid=821510 Wm.™ Steven Humphrey It's no great secret that I worship actor Steve "Das Gut" Guttenberg. His work in such films ranging from Police Academy to Cocoon to Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol clearly show a man whose attention to the subtlety of art can not be understated. However, as this picture taken by the paparazzi on the streets of NYC also clearly shows… YOU DON'T MESS WITH DAS GUT!

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Thanks to the Superficial, and see Das Gut putting an even finer point on it, after the jump.

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