http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2009/01/29/can_we_be_done_with_bacon_ple Comments On: Can We Be Done With Bacon, Please? by Patrick Alan Coleman en-us Copyright 2009 Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com (Portland Mercury Webmaster) Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:01 -0800 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:15:00 -0800 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by Will Radik]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:03:30 -0800 Portland Mercury
Bacon (sizzling sensuality, the little pricks of grease on your arm)
Sausage links (obvious)
Pork Chops (lower than links, above ham)
Ham (religious overtones; eaten at Easter to prove Christians aren't Jews)
Hot Dogs (disgusting)

I say this as a vegan who has obviously spent a lot of time thinking about it. No matter how much bacon's erotic nature is co-opted by Taco Bell (remember the ads about women attracting men by putting TB bacon in their purses?) I stand by my conviction that bacon is fuckin' erotic.
Posted by nestchick]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:48:36 -0800 Portland Mercury
And you think regular old pig bacon is a contentious subject...

Posted by created4baconposting]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:55:15 -0800 Portland Mercury
And porn.

Don't tell me you want to take our porn too, Patrick?

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??
Posted by kiala]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:41:14 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by geekboysf]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:01:08 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by GLV]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:45:54 -0800 Portland Mercury
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/589822

In an effort to soothe some of the very ruffled feathers here in the forum I would suggest that everyone agree to compromise and we all make an effort to promote our favorite bacon and rutabaga combinations.

Bacon & Rutabaga Puree?
http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefi…

How about Okie style Savory Rutabaga Pudding?
http://www.muskogeephoenix.com/phoenixreci…

The possibilities are huge...
Posted by created4baconposting]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:20:56 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Joneser]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:49:25 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Brian Libby]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:27:30 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Patrick A. Coleman]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:23:39 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by A cat]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:54:20 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Chunty McHutchence]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:53:16 -0800 Portland Mercury
To clarify... Bacon can be used ironically, and often is. You don't find "bacon sushi" ironic?
Posted by Patrick A. Coleman]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:34:36 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Suburban Porn King]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:55:08 -0800 Portland Mercury
Please explain, because obviously one of us doesn't know what "ironic" means.
Posted by GLV]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:47:24 -0800 Portland Mercury Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Bacon?
Lisa: Dad, all those come from the same animal!
Homer: Sure Lisa, some magical animal!
Posted by tk.]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:25:53 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by capnkirk]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:19:03 -0800 Portland Mercury
Oh, and I'll be done with bacon just as soon as our mayor is held accountable for looking his constituency in the eye and lying through the hole in his head... And even then, I'll be waiting for him to apologize to Ball before I give it up for good. Put that in your pole and smoke it, Savage...
Posted by Tommy]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:58:34 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by A cat]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:56:19 -0800 Portland Mercury
You've been Bacn'ed, Bitch! http://bacn.me/107
Posted by ISBacon]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:48:53 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by A cat]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:47:32 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by capnkirk]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:44:52 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by A cat]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:35:05 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by capnkirk]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:34:42 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by capnkirk]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:31:10 -0800 Portland Mercury