http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2011/11/11/book-giveaway-go-the-fck-to-sleep Comments On: Book Giveaway: <i>Go the F*ck to Sleep</i> by Alison Hallett en-us Copyright 2013 Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com (Portland Mercury Webmaster) Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Fri, 24 May 2013 20:30:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by Spoolo]]> Sat, 12 Nov 2011 10:31:46 -0800 Portland Mercury
I blame the white russian I'm about to consume.
Posted by Fruit Cup]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:47:10 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Fruit Cup]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:46:41 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by #]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:19:01 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Todd Mecklem]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 16:58:47 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Alison Hallett]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 16:57:17 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by ujfoyt]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:36:59 -0800 Portland Mercury anything you want. (No, not
a Republican.)
Posted by Todd Mecklem]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:21:28 -0800 Portland Mercury Without Social Security
They Are What Remains
Posted by Fruit Cup]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:18:51 -0800 Portland Mercury This is what I imagine:
poop poop vomit poop

Lots more years of poop
Growing up, start to break shit
Like, expensive shit

Ages five to eight
I think they do some cute stuff
Before the hormones

Then it's hell again
"MOM, I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS"
"I LOVE MY DAD MORE"

"Oh, and by the way,
I wrecked your car yesterday
But, yay, I'm not hurt!"

Then, away to school
Out of state? Four times the cost!
It's a mixed blessing

Lastly, adulthood.
A phone call every six months?
They have their own lives.

In spite of all this
When I see a cute baby
My ovaries scream:

SEMEN! IN ME NAO!
WE MUST PRO-CREATE POST HASTE!
Too many humans?

Fuck it! I'm special!
MY genes are worth passing on.
Seven or eight times.

Finally, I'm done.
This was really way too long.
But I had some fun.

:-)


Posted by Erin]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:18:19 -0800 Portland Mercury inside, screaming and wreckage
toys scattered everywhere
Posted by dreww]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:59:07 -0800 Portland Mercury off of the mother fucking
refrigerator
Posted by ScrumYummy]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:11:51 -0800 Portland Mercury
When you get older
Please don't hate your stupid Dad
Who wanted to win


Posted by Patrick A. Coleman]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:29:33 -0800 Portland Mercury I wish that I'd been sober
And pulled out in time
Posted by Patrick A. Coleman]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:19:35 -0800 Portland Mercury sent by God yes baby He
made the condom break
Posted by Todd Mecklem]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:17:51 -0800 Portland Mercury Because you're a selfish jerk
Who bogarts the tits
Posted by Patrick A. Coleman]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:11:07 -0800 Portland Mercury me me me my baby me
my baby me me
Posted by BGJ]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 12:16:42 -0800 Portland Mercury Abstinence only sex-ed
Baby in dumpster

Posted by cat & beard]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 11:58:42 -0800 Portland Mercury I know you have a kid but
There's no crosswalk there

Posted by cat & beard]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 11:49:54 -0800 Portland Mercury
Mommy and Daddy
Want to Get Crunk and Wasted
Go to Fucking Sleep
Posted by Fruit Cup]]> Fri, 11 Nov 2011 11:46:38 -0800 Portland Mercury