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      <title>Comments On: Good Morning, News!
    
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    <author><![CDATA[Fruit Cup]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[@CC, PLEASE KEEP POSTING SHIT LIKE THIS. YOU KILL ME... WITH HILARITY.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 14:43:59 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[The Showstopper]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Riiiight, so that whole SEAL mission (years in the making) and the crashed helicopter were all a giant deflection! I don't know whats worse, nimrods that start internet rumors, or those that believe them. For one thing, we all know that<br>
1) Bin Laden is a KJ at a club in NW. I mean, seriously, beard ,glasses, kinda an a-hole....fits right in!<br>
2) ufo's and Dulce Aliens caused 9/11. Just accept it<br>
3) Bush was involved with the Kennedy murder and subsequent cover up (this one is sadly true and rather easy to prove)
        
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    <author><![CDATA[Graham]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[@CC: SODOMY DOESN'T COUNT AS SEX; THAT'S SCIENCTIFIC FACT.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:25:33 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Commenty Colin]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I REGARD THE LOGICAL FACULTIES OF THE ANY-ANTI-US GOVT-CONSPIRACY-MUST-BE-TRUE FOLKS AS ON PAR WITH THE I'M-STILL-A-VIRGIN-IF-I-ONLY-DO-ANAL FOLKS.<br>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:14:12 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Drunk & Write]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[OSAMA BIN LADEN WORKS AT THE DICK'S SPORTING GOODS IN GRESHAM. Y'ALL ARE SHEEPLE.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 12:44:23 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Yeah, when even Bieber dropping his pants onstage recently didn't get a rise out of you, I knew it was over.<br>
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<a href="http://music.yahoo.com/photos/wango-tango-2012-slideshow/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://music.yahoo.com/photos/wango-tango-&hellip;</a>
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 12:31:36 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Wm. Steven Humphrey]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[@3 AND I DID NOT EAT A SUBWAY SANDWICH YESTERDAY AS PREVIOUSLY ASSUMED! IT WAS A COBB SALAD! WITH HONEY MUSTARD DRESSING!!!
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:42:04 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Graham]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[@CC: IF I MAY, THERE IS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT THAT BELIEVES OSAMA BIN LADEN DIED YEARS AND YEARS AGO. THAT HE HAS BEEN USED AS A BOOGEYMAN BY THE POWERS-THAT-BE TO CREATE FEAR AND INFLUENCE PUBLIC OPINION IN SUPPORT OF THE VARIOUS MILITARY ACTIONS. CLIFTON BROOKS UP THERE SEEMS TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SCHOOL OF THOUGHT, BUT LIKE ALL "GOOD" CONSPIRACY THEORIES, IT CONVIENTLY RELIES ON CLAIMING THAT ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY IS JUST MORE PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY.<br>
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@JONESER: I VIEW ALL EMPLOYEES OF THE MERCURY AS INTER-CHANGEABLE COGS IN THE GREAT MACHINE OF MORNING-LULZ-NEWS.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:57:30 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Commenty Colin]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[@3 PLEASE TELL US WHAT REALLY HAPPENED OR DIDN'T HAPPEN TO OBL AND IF YOU THINK OBL HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH 9/11 OR IF 9/11 REALLY EVER HAPPENED.  <br>
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO LINKS THANK YOU
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:47:56 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[DamosA]]></author>
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      <![CDATA["The Pakistani doctor said to have helped the U.S. in the capture of Osama bin Laden is given 33 years in prison for "treason." And surprise! The doctor was not allowed to defend himself."<br>
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This story is thoroughly flawed from the beginning b/c it is predicated on the LIE /myth that bin Laden was actually killed just last year.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:14:40 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Joneser]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[GOOD MORNING, GRAHAM. I SPY AN ERROR IN YOUR COMMENT.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 09:56:47 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[Graham]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[GOOD MORNING, DENIS!!! HOW ARE YOU?!? <br>
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I THINK THE 'RAPPER' KRISPY KREME MIGHT RUN INTO PROBLEMS WITH COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, ALSO... HIS HAIRCUT IS STUPID.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 09:53:21 -0700</pubDate>
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