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      <![CDATA[I believe Dr. Fingerbang MD was a cancelled sitcom pilot from the early 90s on the Fox Network featuring Ted McGinley.
        
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      <![CDATA[Pew! Pew! Pew!
        
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      <![CDATA[@22 <br>
I dunno what's worse: you giving us a bad visual, sexually. <br>
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Or<br>
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You bragging on the Internet of your "fighting days".<br>
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      <![CDATA[@23, No.
        
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      <![CDATA[FYI, it's called fisting
        
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      <![CDATA[Did you really have to include details of you teen days on the band bus Allison? Uncomfortable. Anyway, when my girlfriend told me I had talented hands it meant something entirely different from when those words were used in my fighting career (and more enjoyable :))
        
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      <![CDATA[I vote for the practice of referring to all males as "dudes" to die many deaths until it is dead forever.
        
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      <![CDATA[Handjob seems gender-neutral to me, while "head" is just a bizarrely nonspecific and vaguely gross term that should be retired (for both genders). "Eat out" should be left behind in adolescence along with "fingering."<br>
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Clearly, all terms for sex and sex acts should be replaced with embarrassed stammering, nervous hand gestures and whispers of "down there."
        
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      <![CDATA[Isn't Dr. Fingerbang the band leader for the muppets?<br>
        
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      <![CDATA[TSW, that was too funny. And for eldepeche, how about digital delights?
        
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      <![CDATA[Head includes blowjobs and eating someone out. We just need a more general term that encompasses both handjobs and fingerbanging.
        
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      <![CDATA[HANDJOBS FOR EVERYBODY! WHEEE!
        
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      <![CDATA[SODOMY IS SODOMY AND ALL YOUR CUTESY NAMES FOR ONINSIM WON'T PROTECT YOU WHEN JUDGMENT DAYS COMES CALLING.
        
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      <![CDATA[Doctor Pleazhivago.
        
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      <![CDATA[Dr. Giggles is the person of regard in this matter.
        
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      <![CDATA[Wait, Courtney objects to your use of "handjob" and yet she lets Alex drop turds all over Btown on a daily basis! What the FUCK?
        
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      <![CDATA[Dr. Fingerbang takes a lot of credit but it's really Nurse Upalittletotherightgoodyearightthere who does most of the work.
        
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      <![CDATA[Further discussion: can a man give a woman "head?"  Or must one defer to the now largely-unused term "giving face?"<br>
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I've heard ladies say they've received "head,"  and also heard them use the term "fingered" in an entirely positive manner.  I say you tell Courtney to stick to actual English problems: this paper usually looks like it has no editors at all.
        
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      <![CDATA[It's a "job" or task that is performed with a hand, I think it's valid. Just how "getting head" can apply to a recipient of either gender. Though, I'm starting to like Hand Task too.
        
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      <![CDATA[I don't know how long I should leave my digital trail of fingerbang defense, but I'd like to repeat that I think fingerbang is a great word, and we're lucky to have it. <br>
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It's so funny sounding. FINGERBANG! Adorable.
        
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      <![CDATA[aaaand sex for everyone is ruined. Thanks Reymont!
        
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          <a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Profile?oid=825915">Alison Hallett</a>]]>
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      <![CDATA[I prefer to say "finger blasting."  <br>
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Pew! Pew! Pew!
        
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      <![CDATA[I wonder if Dr. Fingerbang is one of our preferred providers.
        
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      <![CDATA[Diddle! If it was good enough for the Marquis de Sade, it's good enough for me.
        
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    <author><![CDATA[vicar]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Let me be clear: I think "handjob" applies only to ding-dongs, but I'm still very much in favor of making with the manual fun times inside a lady's hoo-hah. Is there a vote I can make for that?
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 16:20:51 -0700</pubDate>
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