http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2013/01/08/help-wanted-were-looking-for-a-news-reporter Comments On: Help Wanted: We're Looking for a News Reporter! by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey en-us Copyright 2013 Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com (Portland Mercury Webmaster) Sat, 25 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Sat, 25 May 2013 01:30:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by Drunk & Write]]> Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:52:01 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by GeezRilly?]]> Wed, 09 Jan 2013 12:33:31 -0800 Portland Mercury
"pick up some office litter..."

HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA! RIGHT.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey]]> Wed, 09 Jan 2013 08:43:58 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Spaceman]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 19:56:59 -0800 Portland Mercury
Where do I sign??
Posted by TSW]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:36:20 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by buddy]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 16:37:52 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Graham]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 16:12:05 -0800 Portland Mercury
Anyway, pick somebody who likes bad jokes.
Posted by Todd Mecklem]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 15:15:42 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by tcraighenry]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 15:10:30 -0800 Portland Mercury
- Regular commenters need not apply, no matter how many 'likes' you average per thread.

- Must be comfortable with being inundated with poo poo/pee pee jokes on a daily basis.

- Big time, major, extra, MEGA points for reporters that make it a point to move their bowels at home (or the courthouse) rather than at the office.

- Again, regular commenters need not apply ('regular' meaning more than one comment per forever).

- Must know how to spell 'Connecticut'.

- Those applicants attaching the sparkling clean results of a battery of recent STI tests will move to the front of the line.
Posted by human in training]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 15:09:35 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Kiala Kazebee]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:54:59 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Fruit Cup]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:50:01 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by Graham]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:41:17 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by k.d.]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:38:55 -0800 Portland Mercury Posted by marrrklar]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:32:38 -0800 Portland Mercury
I think I'm a good fit. Expect my resume tomorrow!
Posted by Fruit Cup]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:07:36 -0800 Portland Mercury