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    <author><![CDATA[Andy Mesa]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[My fixed Monopoly is better. It has no dice, no player elimination, no realizing in the first 30 minutes who will win. Just straight up business tactics; which is what the game should be about.<br>
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AUCTION PHASE<br>
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Shuffle the property cards and put out twice as many as there are players. Rearrange them from least to most expensive. Auction off the least expensive half.<br>
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TRADING PHASE<br>
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Negotiate trades with players for the properties you want to try to monopolize.<br>
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BUILDING PHASE<br>
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Build any houses and hotels on properties you have monopolized.<br>
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INCOME PHASE<br>
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Get whatever money you would normally get if someone landed on your property. Regular rules apply: triple for monopolies, more for houses and hotels.<br>
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TAX PHASE<br>
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Players are progressively taxed on their income. The richest player at 50% and the lowest player at 20%. This keeps things balanced so there's no run away winner.<br>
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RINSE, REPEAT<br>
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Do it all again until all the buildings are gone. You will progressively be buying up more expensive properties. The person with the most money wins.
        
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      <![CDATA[@RB: That story is sort of accurate, but largely apocryphal. The following excerpt is shamelessly stolen from Wikipedia:<br>
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"In 1903, the Georgist Lizzie Magie applied for a patent on a game called The Landlord's Game with the object of showing that rents enriched property owners and impoverished tenants."<br>
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_board_game_Monopoly#Game_development_1903.E2.80.931934<br>
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Regardless of that, and also regardless of whatever rule changes are being suggested, Monopoly is not a good game. There are any number of newer board games that are better, more fun and less awful than Monopoly.  You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a walking porkchop.<br>
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      <![CDATA[I'll play Monopoly with you any fucking time Joneser. I can't get anyone to play with me either.<br>
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I like these rules. Monopoly is the one game where no one should get butthurt about fucking each other over. That's why it was made.
        
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      <![CDATA[I can't even get anybody to play Monopoly with me anymore because it makes me too much of an asshole. <br>
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:(
        
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      <![CDATA[Risk! Monopoly with armies!<br>
I was told -and this may not be true at all- that Monopoly was first developed by an economics professor as a working model of why capitalism doesn't work. Like I say, that might be bullshit, but I like it all the same.
        
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I prefer to play Yahtzee, but make everybody keep score with their own blood.
        
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