http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2008/10/09/i_ll_give_you_something_to_cry Comments On: I'll Give You Something to Cry About, Crybabies! (Part 1 in a Continuing Series) by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey en-us Copyright 2009 Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com (Portland Mercury Webmaster) Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:01 -0800 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0800 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by flannery]]> Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:20:51 -0700 Portland Mercury
B = "I do not like how you are standing in the way of C you fucker"

G = "I've been waiting for this letter all my damn life"

J = "J is a motherfuckin asshole and I'm going to wipe it's ass all over the floor"

L= "what the FUCK is this letter doing here?"

M= "What? M is here too? Unbelievable. Goddamn motherfuck."

P="I am going to try my best to not make this letter in any way refer to urine. It is not a respectable way to behave."

U = "Yes, YOU. bitch."

W = "Ah, finally, the only multi-syllabic letter of the alphabet, my favorite. A chance for me to really fuckin shine in all my oratorical glory."




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