WHAT'S UP, SMARTY TROUSERS? It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, your brain will be tested on how much you know about a case of cougar "mistaken identity," dipshit judges who need to find another line of work, and please help me choose which terrible gift I'll bring to our office "White Elephant" gift exchange! 🐘
But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? For such a tough quiz, y'all did pretty dang good! And I was particularly flattered that you think I'm somewhat less loathsome than Woody Allen. See you at Thanksgiving dinner! 🍗
OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!
