CALLING ALL BRAINY PANTS! It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, you'll be answering questions about runaway fire department equipment, assholes who bother the Chapman Elementary swifts, and OH! What are we gonna do about all these local conservative billionaires who won't mind their own got-damned business? Trust me... I HAVE IDEAS. 👹
But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Very, very excellent! And wow... while I figured a lot of you would ask for a roller coaster or something to make downtown Portland a fun place to visit again, I think the majority of you really got to the root of the problem! BRAVO AND BRAVA! 👏
OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!
